The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
It was a cold, blustering night in the very heart of the bitter month
of January, and the stranger who entered the front door of the Café
Throwout, on Sixth Avenue, let in after him a fierce gust of wind
that brought a chill to the two men who were seated at a table in the
corner, engaged in earnest conversation, and caused the bartender--the
only other occupant of the room--to look up quickly from the sporting
paper which engrossed his attention and closely scan the face of the
newcomer.
“Gimme a hot apple toddy, an’ put a little nutmeg on the top of it,”
said the newcomer as he dropped into an arm-chair by the stove and
stretched out his hands to catch some of the genial warmth.
The bartender silently prepared the drink, and the two men in the
corner continued their conversation, but in lowered tones and with
less eagerness than before, for both of them were sharply watching the
new arrival. It was a strange pair to find in a Tenderloin bar-room,
and it was not easy to conceive of two men, differing so widely in
appearance and manner, having anything in common. The elder of the two
wore a black broadcloth suit of clerical cut, deaconish whiskers of
iron-gray, a white lawn tie, and a mouth so devoid of expression that
its owner was perfectly safe in exposing it without the precautionary
covering of beard or mustache. His companion looked as if he might
have come in that very afternoon, in his best clothes, from some
point midway between Rochester and Elmira. He wore a checked suit of
distinctly provincial cut, a cloth cap similar to those worn by rustic
milkmen on cold mornings, a high, turn-down collar, and no cravat, and,
for ornament, a rather conspicuous bit of jewelry, which might have
been an heirloom known to the family as “gran’pa’s buzzom pin.”
As the bartender handed the hot drink to the man beside the stove, the
clergyman whispered in a low voice to his companion, “I wonder what his
graft is!”
“Graft--nothing!” retorted the other; “there’s one of him born every
hour--didn’t I tell you? Look at the roll he’s flashing up! He handles
money as if he’d never heard of the Café Throwout before.”
It was true. The newcomer, in paying for his drink, had drawn from his
pocket a large roll of greenbacks, displaying them as carelessly as if
he had been in a banking house instead of in one of the most famous
resorts for smart people that the Tenderloin precinct contains.
Of course by this time the reader has discovered that the man in
clerical garb and his companion of provincial aspect were “smart”
people, each working his own particular graft with skill and success.
The faces of both brightened when their eyes fell upon the newcomer,
who was a sucker of the kind sometimes sent by a beneficent Providence
to his afflicted people in times of drought.
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