The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
For instance, a poet of my acquaintance once told me that he wrote a
poem about “Thrifty Tom,” as he called him, who insured his life for a
large sum of money, paid the premiums for two or three years, and then
died, leaving his wife and children comfortably provided for. Now it
happened that the great Scotch editor did not believe in life-insurance
as an investment--the _Ledger_ published no advertisements of any
description in those days, so he was enabled to view the matter with
an unbiased mind--and therefore he declined the verses, not wishing
to promote the interests of a scheme which he could not indorse. And
straightway the poet sate himself down and gave to his stanzas a comic
snapper which told how “Idle Bill” proceeded to court and marry the
widow, and passed the remainder of his days in the enjoyment of the
money which the thrifty one had struggled so hard to lay aside for
his family. In its new form the poem was sold to _Puck_, and the word
went out to all the makers of prose and verse that Bonner was “down on
life-insurance.”
Is there any demand for “good bad stuff” nowadays?
There is an almost limitless demand for it, and there always will be,
provided the gas-fitters and the paper-hangers and the intelligent and
highly cultivated American women continue to exert the influence in the
field of letters that they do to-day.
The “good bad stuff” of the present era is printed on supercalendered
paper, and illustrated, in many instances, with pictures that are so
much better than the text that it is difficult to comprehend how even
the simplest observer can fail to notice the contrast. Moreover the
good bad stuff of to-day commands much higher prices than were ever
paid during the _Ledger_ period, and it is not infrequently signed
with some name which has been made familiar to the public ear--if only
by mere force of constant reiteration--and is therefore supposed to
possess a peculiar value of its own. Nevertheless it is good bad stuff
all the same, and can be recognized as such by those whose eyes are
too strong to be blinded by the glare from the pictures and the great
big literary name.
Don’t understand me to say that there is no good prose or verse to be
found on those highly glazed, beautifully printed pages to which we of
the present generation of readers turn for our literary refreshment. On
the contrary, the modern magazines give us so much that is admirable,
so many thoughtful essays and descriptive articles, that one wonders
only why so much of the fiction which they offer should be of such poor
calibre.
But the editors and publishers of the great monthlies know what they
are about as well as Mr. Bonner ever did, and they know, too, the
immense value of the good bad stuff which they serve to their patrons
in such tempting and deceptive forms.
CHAPTER IV.
THE EARLY HOLLAND PERIOD.
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