The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
It is in the midst of this healthy, engrossing, and instructive life
that he pauses to listen to the admonitory words of the Rev. Dr.
Stuffe:
“Young man on life’s threshold, seek the companionship of good women.
Go into the society of cultivated and thoughtful people. You will be
all the better for it!”
Whereupon the young man arrays himself in the finest attire at his
command and goes up-town to call on certain family friends whom he has
not seen for some years past. Within a short time he finds himself a
regular frequenter of receptions, kettledrums, and evening parties,
with dinners looming up on the horizon. He meets a number of charming
young women, and cannot help noticing that they prefer his society to
that of the other young men whom they know. These other young men are
richer, better dressed, and, in many instances, better looking than
our young friend from Park Row, but what does all that count for in
the face of the fact that he has often been behind the scenes at the
Metropolitan Opera-house, and is personally acquainted with Ada Rehan
or Ellen Terry?
He thinks that Dr. Stuffe was right when he advised him to go into
society, and already he feels sure that he is deriving great benefit
from it. But what he mistakes for a healthful stimulant is, in reality,
the insidious poison against which the Reverend Stuffe has never a
word of warning said; and, unless our young friend be strong enough to
flee from it in time, he will find his feet straying from the rugged
path which leads to true literary success, and which he has up to this
moment been treading bravely and with ever-increasing self-confidence
and knowledge.
“And so you’re really a literary man! How nice that must be! Do tell
me what _nom de plume_ you write under!” some lovely girl will say to
him, and then he will answer meekly that he does not sign either his
name or his _nom de plume_, because he is working on a daily paper--if
he has a mind as strong as Daniel Webster’s he will say that he is
a reporter--and then some of the light will fade out of the young
girl’s deep-blue eyes, and she will say “Oh!” and perhaps ask him if
he doesn’t think Mr. Janvier’s story about the dead Philadelphia cat
the funniest thing that he’s seen in a long while. Then she will ask
him compassionately why he does not write for the magazines like that
delightful Mr. Inkhorn, who sometimes goes down on the Bowery with
two detectives, and sits up as late as half-past eleven. Has he read
Mr. Inkhorn’s story, “Little Willie: A Tale of Mush and Milk”? It’s
perfectly delightful, and shows such a wonderful knowledge of New York!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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