The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
These principles have lived because they were founded on good, sound,
logical common sense, for Mr. Bonner possesses one of the most logical
minds in the world. In the days when he was--unconsciously, I am
sure--moulding the literature of future generations of Americans, he
was always able to give a reason for every one of his official acts;
and I doubt if as much can be said of all the magazine editors of the
present day. It was this faculty that enabled his contributors to learn
so much of his likes and dislikes, for if he rejected a manuscript
he was always ready to tell the author exactly why the work was not
suitable for the _Ledger_.
For instance: One day a maker of prose and verse received from the
hands of the great editor a story which he had submitted to him the
week before.
“If you please,” said the poet, politely, “I should like to know why
you cannot use my story, so that I may be guided in the future by your
preferences.”
“Certainly,” replied Mr. Bonner. “This story will not do for me because
you have in it the marriage of a man with his cousin.”
“But,” protested the young author, “cousins do marry in real life very
often.”
“In real life, yes,” cried the canny Scotchman; “but not in the _New
York Ledger_!”
And it is related of this talented young maker of prose and verse,
that he changed his hero and heroine from cousins to neighbors, and
the very same night was seen in Pfaff’s quaffing, smoking, and jesting
with his fellow-poets, and making merry over the defeat that was turned
into a victory. And in the generous fashion of Bohemia he told all his
comrades that “Bonner was down on cousins marrying”; and thereafter
neither in song nor story did a _Ledger_ hero ever look with anything
but the eye of brotherly affection on any woman of even the most remote
consanguinity.
“In real life, yes; but not in the _New York Ledger_!”
That gives us a taste of the milk in the cocoanut, although it does not
account for the hair on the outside of the shell.
As a matter of fact, Mr. Bonner knew that a great many of his
subscribers did not approve of a man marrying his own cousin when there
were plenty of other folks’ cousins to be had for the asking; and so,
rather than cause a moment’s annoyance to a single one of these, he
forbade the practice in the columns of his paper.
I knew a number of these _Ledger_ writers in my salad days, and
have often heard them discussing their trade and the condition of
the market in a way that would have lifted the hair of some of the
_littérateurs_ of the modern “delightfully-Bohemian-studio-tea” and
kettledrum school.
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