The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
ARRIVAL OF THE SCOTCH AUTHORS AT McCLURE’S LITERARY COLONY.
Yesterday morning, at a very early hour, I was awakened by an
imperative summons from one of the trusty sleuths that patrol the
river-front in the interest of the paper on which I am employed and
informed that a band of celebrated literary men had just been landed
from a tramp steamer at a Hoboken pier.
The reticence of actors, singers, authors, practical evangelists,
and female temperance agitators concerning their movements renders
it necessary for a great daily paper to maintain a corps of reliable
spies, whose duty it is to meet every incoming steamer and see that
neither Henry Irving nor Steve Brodie nor Lady Henry Somerset lands
unobserved and unchronicled on our hospitable shores.
The human ferret who aroused me from my slumbers declared that the
newly arrived authors were met at the pier by an active, enthusiastic
little man, who instantly departed with them in the direction of the
setting sun.
“And what makes you think that they were literary men?” I inquired.
“Are they entered on the ship’s papers as able-bodied authors?”
“Naw,” rejoined the sleuth. “They’re beatin’ the contract labor law. I
knew they was authors the minute I seen the little man that met them at
the dock. He’s a regular author’s padrone. He’s got a hull town full of
’em back in Jersey some place. I’ve known him this five year or more.”
I waited to hear no more, for I knew that the active little man could
be none other than McClure; and so I started without a moment’s delay
for the village of Syndicate on the banks of the fragrant Hackensack.
On my way to the station for the authors’ settlement I met a small boy
hurrying along the dusty highway. I recognized him as the son of an
author who is now acting as timekeeper of the Grant memoir gang, and
stopped him to inquire about Mr. McClure.
“That’s him a-coming there now, I think,” replied the urchin.
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