The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
General
The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
As we walked Mr. McClure continued: “We passed through a suburban town
about an hour ago, where one of those other Scotch authors was giving
a morning lecture, and, before I knew it, we were in front of the very
church in which he was at work. They heard him bleating, and there
would have been a regular stampede if it hadn’t been for that dog. He
had the leader of them by the throat before you could say ‘bawbee,’ and
then he barked and growled and snapped at them, and finally chased the
whole pack off the church steps and up the street. I got him of a firm
of Edinboro’ publishers, and I am going to have a kennel for him in my
New York office and use him in a dozen different ways. Look at him now,
will you!”
I glanced around and saw that one of the authors had contrived to
detach himself from the drove and was leaning over the fence engrossed
in the contemplation of an advertisement of Glenlivet whiskey, which
had caught his wandering eye, and as I looked, the dog came hurrying up
from behind, nipped him, with a snarl of assumed ferocity, in the calf
of his leg, and sent him scampering back to his place with the others.
We were now entering the principal thoroughfare of Syndicate, and the
authors looked about in wonder at the silent streets and long rows
of neat white cottages in which the literary toilers dwell. From the
large brick factory, where the posthumous works of great authors are
prepared, came the sound of busy, whirring wheels and the scratching
of steam pens. In the art department the sledge-hammers were falling
on the anvils in measured cadence--in short, everything told the story
of cheerful literary activity. Mr. McClure threw open the door of a
large whitewashed building, gave the word of command to the dog, and in
less than a minute the sagacious quadruped had rounded up the herd of
authors and driven them into their corral.
“Good-by,” said the editor as he closed and bolted the door and turned
to take my outstretched hand. “Good-by,” he continued solemnly, and
then raised his hands above my head. I took off my hat.
“Now is the time to subscribe,” said Mr. McClure, impressively.
THE CANNING OF PERISHABLE LITERATURE.
Saturday is a half holiday at Mr. McClure’s village of Syndicate. On
that day the noon whistle means complete cessation of work, as it
always has in every one of the departments of Mr. McClure’s great
enterprise.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account