The literature of kissing : $b gleaned from history, poetry, fiction, and anecdoteBombaugh, Charles C. (Charles Carroll)
History
The literature of kissing : $b gleaned from history, poetry, fiction, and anecdote
Bombaugh, Charles C. (Charles Carroll)
Kissing
“Don’t what?” I asked. “I’m not doing anything.”
“Well, but I thought you were going to take toll,” replied the widow.
“_Toll!_” I rejoined. “What’s that?”
“Well, I declare!” cried the widow, her clear laugh ringing out above the
music of the bells, “you pretend you don’t know what toll is!”
“Indeed I don’t, then,” I said, laughing; “explain, if you please.”
“You never heard, then,” said the widow, most provokingly,—“you never
heard that when we are on a sleigh-ride the gentlemen always,—that is,
sometimes,—when they cross a bridge, claim a kiss, and call it toll. But
I never pay it.”
I said that I had never heard of it before; but when we came to the next
bridge I claimed the toll, and the widow’s struggles to hold the veil
over her face were not enough to tear it. At last the veil was removed,
her round, rosy face was turned directly towards mine, and in the clear
light of a frosty moon the toll was taken, for the first time in my
experience. Soon we came to a long bridge, with several arches; the widow
said it was of no use to resist a man who would have his own way, so she
paid the toll without a murmur.
“But you won’t take toll for every arch, _will_ you?” she said, so archly
that I could not fail to exact all my dues; and that was the beginning of
my courtship.
SUDDEN ATTACHMENT.
It is related of Curran, the famous Irish orator and wit, that he was
one evening sitting in a box at the French Opera, between an Irish
noblewoman, whom he had accompanied there, and a very young French lady.
The ladies soon manifested a strong desire to converse, but neither of
them knew a word of the other’s language. Curran, of course, volunteered
to interpret, or, in his own words, “to be the carrier of their thoughts,
and accountable for their safe delivery.” They went at it at once, with
all the ardor and zest of the Irish and French nature combined; but
their interpreter took the liberty of substituting his own thoughts
for theirs, and instead of remarks upon the dresses and the play he
introduced so many finely-turned compliments that the two ladies soon
became completely fascinated with each other. At last, their enthusiasm
becoming sufficiently great, the wily interpreter, in conveying some very
innocent questions from his countrywoman, asked the French lady “if she
would favor her with a kiss.” Instantly springing across the orator, she
imprinted a kiss on each cheek of the Irish lady, who was amazed at her
sudden attack, and often afterwards asked Mr. Curran, “What in the world
could that French girl have meant by such conduct in such a place?” He
never revealed the secret, and the Irish lady always thought French girls
were very ardent and sudden in their attachments.
EARLY DISCRIMINATION.
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