The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"He hasn't got here yet. Only one person has passed and these must be
the tracks of the girl's horse," said Cooke, who had dismounted and
struck matches, the better to observe the faint hoof-prints in the hard
shell road.
"He'll be along in a minute. Let us get into the shadow of the bungalow,
and when he comes we'll ride out and nail him. The bungalow's a sort of
way house. I often stop here when I'm out on the estate and want to
rest, I have the key in my pocket."
As Ardmore's keys jingled in the lock Cooke cried out softly. Their
quarry was riding swiftly toward them, and he drew rein before the
bungalow as Cooke and Collins rode out to meet him.
"I say," panted the duke.
"You are our prisoner. Dismount and come into this house."
"Prisoner, you fool! I'm a guest at Ardsley and I'm looking for a lady."
"That's a very unlikely story. Collins, help the gentleman down;" and
the reporter obeyed instructions with so much zeal that the noble
gentleman fell prone, and was assisted to his feet with a fine mockery
of helpfulness.
"I tell you I'm looking for a lady whose horse ran away with her! I'm
the Duke of Ballywinkle and brother-in-law to Mr. Ardmore. I'll have you
sent to jail if you stop me here."
"Come along, Duke, and we'll see what you look like," said Cooke,
leading the way to the bungalow veranda. Within Ardmore was lighting
lamps. There was a long room finished in black oak, with a fireplace at
one end, and a table in the center. The floors were covered with
handsome rugs and the walls were hung with photographs and etchings.
Ardmore sat on the back of a leather settee in a pose assumed at the
moment of the duke's entrance. It was a pose of entire nonchalance, and
Ardmore's cap, perched on the back of his head, and his brown hair
rumpled boyishly, added to the general effect of comfort and ease.
The duke blinked for a moment in the lamplight, then he roared out
joyously:
"Ardy, old man!" and advanced toward his brother-in-law with
outstretched hand.
"Keep him off; he's undoubtedly quite mad," said Ardmore, staring
coldly, and bending his riding-crop across his knees. "Collins, please
ride on after the lady and bring her back this way."
Cooke had seated the prisoner rather rudely in a chair, and the noble
duke, having lost the power of speech in amazement and fright, rubbed
his eyes and then fastened them incredulously on Ardmore; but there was
no question about it, he had been seized with violence; he had been
repudiated by his own brother-in-law--the useless, stupid Tommy Ardmore,
who, at best, had only a child's mind for pirate stories and who was
indubitably the most negligible of negligible figures in the drama of
life as the duke knew it.
"Cooke," began Ardmore, addressing his lieutenant gravely from his perch
on the settee, "what is the charge against this person?"
"He says he's a duke," grinned Cooke, taking his cue from Ardmore's
manner. "And he says he's visiting at Ardsley."
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