The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
It was warm and the captive was perspiring freely. He moved along
docilely, and finding that he manifested no inclination to bolt, Ardmore
dropped the revolver to his side, but with his finger on the trigger. He
was very proud of himself; for while to Miss Jerry Dangerfield
undoubtedly belonged the honor of capturing the thief Appleweight, yet
he had single-handed arrested a member of the famous gang, and he had
already resolved upon a convenient method of disposing of his prisoner.
They paused while Ardmore mounted his horse, silencing the captive, who
took the opportunity to break out protestingly against what he termed an
infamous outrage upon personal liberty.
"You've taken me from one state into another without due process of
law," declared the stranger, thinking to impress Ardmore, as that young
gentleman settled himself in his saddle.
"Go right on now; that's a good fellow," replied the master of Ardsley,
lifting the revolver warningly. "Whether it's North Carolina or South
Dakota--it doesn't make a particle of difference to me. As I remarked
before, it's my property, I tell you, and I do what I please here."
"I'll show you whether you do or not," snorted the prisoner, who was
trudging along doggedly with the nose of Ardmore's horse occasionally
poking his back.
They soon reached a field where some laborers were at work, and Ardmore
called them to him for instructions.
"Boys, this is one of the timber thieves; put him in that corn-crib
until I come back for him. The nights are warm; the sky is perfectly
clear; and you will kindly see that he does not lack for food."
Two of the men jumped forward and seized Ardmore's prisoner, who now
broke forth in a torrent of wrath, struggling vigorously in the hands of
the sturdy fellows who had laid violent hands on him.
"That's right, boys; that's right; easy there! Now in he goes."
A series of corn-cribs fringed the field, and into one of these, from
which half the corn had been removed, the prisoner was thrust sprawling
upon the yellow ears, and when he rose and flung himself round, the door
of the corn-crib slammed in his face. He bellowed with rage now, seeing
that his imprisonment was a serious matter, and that it seemed likely to
be prolonged indefinitely.
"They always told me you were a fool," he howled, "but I didn't know
that anything as crazy as you are was loose in the world."
"Thank you. The head of your gang is much more polite. He's sitting on
his case of Chateau Bizet in my wine cellar, playing solitaire."
"Appleweight in your wine cellar!" bawled the captive in astonishment.
"Certainly. I was afraid to lock him in a room with bath for fear it
might give him hydrophobia; but he's perfectly content in the wine
cellar."
"What are you going to do with him?"
"I haven't decided yet just what to do with him, but the scoundrel
undoubtedly belongs in South Carolina, and I have every intention of
making his own state punish him."
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