The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
The prisoner leaned heavily against his prison door and glared out upon
his jailer with a new, fierce interest.
"I tell you I've nothing to do with the Appleweights! I don't want to
reveal my identity to you, you young beggar; but I demand my legal
rights."
"My dear sir," retorted Ardmore, "you have no legal rights, for the writ
of habeas corpus doesn't go here. You seem rather intelligent for a
barn burner and timber thief. Come now, what is your name?"
The prisoner gazed down upon the imperturbable figure of his captor
through the slats of the corn-crib. Ardmore returned his gaze with his
most bland and child-like air. Many people had been driven to the point
of madness by Ardmore's apparent dullness. The prisoner realized that he
must launch a thunderbolt if he would disturb a self-possession so
complete--a tranquillity as sweet as the fading afternoon.
"Mr. Ardmore, I dislike to do it, but your amazing conduct makes it
necessary for me to disclose my identity," and the man's manner showed
real embarrassment.
"I knew it; I knew it;" nodded Ardmore, folding his arms across his
chest. "You're either the King of Siam or the Prince of Petosky. As
either, I salute you!"
"No!" roared the captive, beating impotently against the door of the
cage with his hands. "No! I'm the governor of South Carolina!"
This statement failed, however, to produce the slightest effect on Mr.
Ardmore, who only smiled slightly, a smile less incredulous than
disdainful.
"Oh, pshaw! that's nothing," he replied; "_I'm_ the governor of North
Carolina!" and mounting his horse he gravely lifted his hat to the
prisoner and galloped away.
While Mr. Ardmore was securing his prisoner in the corn-crib it may be
interesting to return for a moment to the haunted log cabin on Raccoon
Creek, the interior of which was roughly but comfortably furnished.
Above were two small sleeping-rooms, and beside the bed in each stood a
suit-case and a hand-satchel. In each room hung, on convenient hooks, a
long, black frock-coat, a pair of trousers of light cloth, and a
broad-brim black felt hat. Coat, trousers and hat were exactly alike.
In the room below sat a man in his shirt-sleeves, his feet on a cheap
deal table, blowing rings from a cigar. He presented a picture of the
greatest ease and contentment, as he occasionally stroked his short
brown beard, or threw up his arms and clasped his hands about his head
or caught lazily at the smoke rings. On the table lay an array of
playing cards and poker chips.
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