The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
Ardmore was trying not to show too plainly his joy at Griswold's
discomfiture. None of the South Carolina officers had ever seen
Appleweight, as they lived remote from the scene of his exploits.
Habersham's men, who had so signally failed in the descent upon Mount
Nebo Church, had taken to the woods on the appearance of the state
soldiery along the border, and could not be found to identify the man
seized at the house on the creek. Habersham had discreetly declined to
support Griswold's venture at the last moment; to do so would, he
pleaded, ruin his chances of political preferment in the future; or
worse things might, indeed, happen if he countenanced and supported the
armed invasion of North Carolina by South Carolina militia. The zealous
young militiamen who had captured the stranger in the house on the creek
had pronounced the man Appleweight, and their statement had been
accepted and emphasized when the man was taken before Griswold, to whom
he had stubbornly refused to make any statement whatever.
"Now that you can not deny that we have the real Appleweight," began
Jerry, "who is, you must remember, a prisoner of the state of South
Carolina, and must be returned to the Mingo County jail at once, I think
we may as well look at your prisoner, Professor Griswold. He may be one
of Mr. Appleweight's associates in business; but as we are interested
only in the chief culprit, the identity of the man you hold is of very
little interest to us."
"If," said Griswold, "he is not Appleweight, the original blown in the
bottle--"
"Jug, if you please!" interposed Ardmore very seriously.
"Then we don't care about him and I shall make you a present of him."
"Or," remarked Ardmore, "I might exchange him for a ruffian I captured
myself down on the Raccoon. He seemed quite insane, declaring himself to
be the governor of South Carolina and I locked him up in a corn-crib for
safe keeping."
"Any man," said Jerry, lifting her chin slightly, "who would impersonate
the governor of South Carolina would, beyond question, be utterly insane
and an object of compassion. Professor Griswold, will you please produce
your imaginary Appleweight, as at this hour Mrs. Atchison usually serves
tea. Let us therefore make haste."
One of Griswold's retinue ran off to summon the prisoner, who was
guarded by half a dozen soldiers near at hand.
The company in the bungalow were all laughing heartily at some sally by
the adjutant-general of South Carolina, who insisted upon giving a light
note to the proceedings, when hurried footsteps sounded on the veranda
and a sergeant appeared in the doorway and saluted.
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