The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
The adjutant-general, annoyed at being interrupted in the telling of a
new story, frowned and bade the sergeant produce his prisoner. At once a
man was thrust into the room, a tall man, with a short, dark beard and
slightly stooping shoulders. The strong light at his back made it
difficult for the people grouped about the table to see his face
clearly, but the air somehow seemed charged with electricity, and all
bent forward, straining for a sight of the captive. As he stood framed
in the doorway his face was slowly disclosed to them, and there appeared
to be a humorous twinkle in his eyes. Before any one spoke, he broke out
in a hearty laugh. Then a cry rose piercingly in the quiet room--a cry
of amazement from the lips of Jerry Dangerfield, who had taken a step
forward,
"Oh, papa!" she cried.
"The Governor!" roared Colonel Daubenspeck, leaping across the table.
"It's Governor Dangerfield!" shouted half a dozen men in chorus.
At this moment Mrs. Atchison and Miss Barbara Osborne stole softly in
and ranged themselves at the back of the room.
The governor of North Carolina alone seemed to derive any pleasure from
the confusion and astonishment caused by his appearance. He crossed to
the table and took his daughter's hand.
"Jerry, what part do you play in these amateur theatricals?"
Jerry rose, thrusting her handkerchief into her sleeve, and her lips
trembled slightly, though whether with mirth or some soberer emotion it
would be difficult to say. The room at once gave her attention, seeing
that she was about to speak.
"Papa, before these people I am not ashamed to confess that during your
absence from the seat of government I took it upon myself to fill your
office to the best of my ability, finding that many important matters
were pressing and that you had gone into exile without leaving your
address behind. I made Mr. Ardmore, the gentleman on my left in the
pearl-gray suit and lavender tie, first private secretary, and then,
when occasion required, acting governor, though in reality he did
nothing without my entire approval. I am happy to say that nothing has
been neglected and your reputation as a great statesman and friend of
the people has not suffered at our hands. We arrested Mr. Appleweight,
who is standing there by the fireplace, and landed him in the Mingo
County jail as a joke on Governor Osborne, and to appease the demands of
the press and the Woman's Civic League of Raleigh. The copies of our
correspondence on this and other matters will tell you the story more
completely. And as for Governor Osborne, I have taught him a lesson in
the etiquette that should obtain between governors that he is not likely
to forget. You will find that we have not hesitated to grant pardons,
and we have filled, in one instance, the office of justice of the peace,
made vacant by resignation. The key to your desk, papa, is behind the
clock on the mantel in your private room."
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