The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"Ladies and gentlemen," began the governor of North Carolina, laying a
hand upon the table, and with the other seizing the lapel of his rough,
brown coat--a pose made familiar by all his photographs--"the jails of
North Carolina are more uncomfortable than I had believed them to be,
and I have taken a slight cold which compels me to be briefer than this
interesting occasion demands. You have witnessed here an exhibition of
filial devotion that has, I am sure, touched us all. It is well worth
while for me to have suffered arrest and imprisonment to realize the
depth of my daughter's love, and the jealousy with which she has
safeguarded my private and public honor."
He felt for a handkerchief and touched it gently to his eyes; but
Collins declared afterward that Governor Dangerfield was exactly like
his daughter and that one never could be sure that his mirth was
genuine.
"I was aware only yesterday, when I saw a newspaper for the first time
in a week, that political capital was being made of my absence from
Raleigh; and that my dear friend, the governor of South Carolina, also,
was being called to account for flinching in the face of imperative
duty."
"Your friend, Governor?" cried Ardmore, unable to restrain himself.
"Certainly, Mr. Ardmore," continued Governor Dangerfield. "That angry
parting of ours at New Orleans was all for effect to get space in the
newspapers. We had confided to each other that the cares of state had
worn us to an intolerable point and that we must have rest. Brother
Appleweight had, I confess, given us both a great deal of annoyance, and
to be frank, neither Osborne nor I wished to take the initiative in his
case. So we resolved to disappear, and go to some quiet place for rest.
We outfitted with old clothes and came to the border. Governor Osborne
has a farm over there somewhere in Mingo County and we made it our
headquarters; but in roaming about we came upon that charming shanty of
yours, Mr. Ardmore, down on the Raccoon. The house was deserted, and
finding the marks of the official survey running clearly through the
timber, we were amused to find that the house was partly in North,
partly in South Carolina. The thing touched our fancy. A negro cooked
for us--what has become of him I do not know. We cut ourselves off from
the mail and telegraph and received no newspapers until a packet came
yesterday, and it was only a few minutes after I saw from the head-lines
of the _Vidette_ what a row was going on that I realized that strange
things may happen when the king goes a-hunting."
As he paused, Miss Osborne stepped forward, the men making way for her.
"If this be true, Governor Dangerfield, may I ask you, sir, what has
become of my father?"
Governor Dangerfield smiled.
"I regret, Miss Barbara, that I can not answer that question; I must
refer it to my daughter."
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