The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"Osborne," cried Governor Dangerfield, "we have every reason to be proud
of our daughters. They have done their best for us; and they seem to
have acted wisely in accepting aid from these gentlemen; and now, what
is to be done with Bill Appleweight."
"We have with us that requisition you left on your desk," exclaimed
Barbara, turning to her father.
"I'm afraid that won't help," laughed Governor Osborne, "that
requisition, Barbara, is purely Pickwickian in character."
"The disposition of Appleweight," said Cooke, "is a matter of delicacy
for both of you gentlemen, and you will pardon me for thrusting myself
forward, but that this affair may end happily for all, neither North nor
South Carolina should bear the burden of prosecuting a man to whom--we
may say it as between friends here--the governors of both states are
under some trifling obligations."
The governor of North Carolina exchanged a glance and a nod with the
governor of South Carolina.
"Therefore," resumed Cooke, "we must hit upon a plan of action that will
eliminate both states from the controversy. I will, with your
permission, turn Appleweight over to the United States revenue officers
who are even now in this neighborhood looking for him."
"No!" cried Jerry. "We shall do nothing of the kind! I met Mr.
Appleweight under peculiar circumstances, but I must say that I formed a
high opinion of his chivalry and I beg that we allow him to take a
little trip somewhere until the Woman's Civic League of Raleigh and the
carping Massachusetts press have found other business, and he can return
in peace to his home."
"That," said Governor Osborne, "meets my approval."
"And I," Ardmore added, "will give him my private caboose in which to
cruise the larger Canadian cities."
Two more prisoners were now brought in.
"Governor Dangerfield," continued Ardmore, "here is your state
treasurer, who had sought to injure you by defaulting the state bonds
due to-day, which is the first of June. And that frowsy person with Mr.
Foster is Secretary Billings, of the Bronx Loan and Trust Company, who
has treated me at times with the greatest injustice and condescension.
Whether Treasurer Foster has the money with which to meet those bonds I
do not know; but I do know that I have to-day paid them in full through
the Buckhaw National Bank of Raleigh."
Colonel Daubenspeck leaped to his feet and swung his cap. He proposed
three cheers for Jerry Dangerfield; and three more for Barbara Osborne;
and then the two governors were cheered three times three; and when the
bungalow had ceased to ring, it was seen that Ardmore and Griswold were
in each other's arms.
"Surely, by this time," said Mrs. Atchison, "you have adjusted enough of
these weighty matters for one day, and I beg that you will all dine with
us at Ardsley to-night at eight o'clock, where my brother and I will
endeavor to mark in appropriate fashion the signing of peace between
your neighboring kingdoms."
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