The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"For Governor Osborne and myself I accept, madam," replied Governor
Dangerfield, "providing the flowing frock-coats, which are the vesture
and symbol of our respective offices, are still in the log house on the
Raccoon where I became a prisoner."
CHAPTER XX
ROSÆ MUNDI
Mrs. Atchison and Ardmore had given their last touches to the
preparations for the dinner. Every window of the great house shone and a
myriad of lanterns illuminated the lawns and terraces. The flags of
North and South Carolina were everywhere entwined; nor were the stars
and stripes neglected. They surveyed the long table in the dining-room,
where gold and silver and crystal were bright upon the snowy napery.
"The matter of precedence is serious, Tommy," urged Mrs. Atchison. "I
can not for the life of me remember what two monarchs do about entering
a room at the same time."
"Nor do I, Nellie," said Ardmore; "unless they sprint for the door and
the one who gets through first takes the head of the table. Still, that
would be undignified, particularly if the kings were old and fat, and if
they bumped going through the door and took a header it would jar the
divine right."
"Here in democratic America," said Griswold, joining them, "there can
be no such preposterous idea of precedence."
"I should think better of that notion, Professor Griswold," laughed Mrs.
Atchison, "if I had never seen the goats carefully shepherded to keep
them away from the lambs at functions in Washington. Democracy may be a
political triumph, but it is certainly deficient socially. Personally I
have always wished to bring myself in touch with the poor. Ardy is quite
right that our own kind are distinctly uninteresting."
"You ought to remember, Nellie, that your idea of going slumming in a
purple coupé and dressed up in your best rags is not well calculated to
inspire confidence and affection among the submerged. But how to handle
two governors has me fussed. You are the hostess, and it's for you to
decide which excellency shall take you in. I see no way out but to match
for it."
"That will be unnecessary," said Mrs. Atchison, "for the doors and the
hall are broad enough for a dozen governors to march in abreast."
"That would never do, Nellie! You don't understand these things. You
can't hitch up a brace of American governors in a team and drive them
like a pair of horses. At least, speaking for the Old North State, I
will say that we can never consent to any such compromise."
"And I, speaking for the great Palmetto Commonwealth, not less
emphatically reject the idea!" declared Griswold.
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