The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"Then," said Mrs. Atchison, "there is only one possible solution. When
the rest of us have entered the dining-room and taken our places, a
bugle will sound; the governor of North Carolina shall enter from the
north door; the governor of South Carolina from the south door, and
advance to seats facing each other midway of the table. Professor
Griswold, you are an old friend of the family, and you shall yourself
take me in to dinner."
The members of Mrs. Atchison's house party, well distributed among the
official guests, were still somewhat at a loss to know what had
happened, but it seemed to be in the air that Tommy Ardmore had at last
done something, though just what was not wholly clear. It was
sufficiently obvious, however, that the little girl with blue eyes who
had the drollest possible way of talking, and whom one never seemed able
to take off guard, had seized strong hold upon the master of Ardsley;
and she, on her part, treated him with the most provoking
condescension. It was agreed by all that Miss Osborne was distinguished
and lovely and that Professor Griswold did not seem out of place at her
side.
The talk grew general after the first restraint was over, and Mrs.
Atchison dropped just the right word here and there to keep the ball
rolling. Governor Osborne had generously forgotten and forgiven his
painful incarceration in the corn-crib, and he and Governor Dangerfield
vied with each other in avowing their determination to live up to the
high standards that had been set for them by their daughters.
Both governors had at almost the same moment turned down their glasses.
It even seemed that they had been drilled in the part, so dexterous were
they in reversing them, so nimbly did they put from them the hope of
wine. The members of the house-party noted this act of the two governors
with well-bred surprise; and Ardmore was grieved, feeling that in some
measure the illustrious guests were criticizing his hospitality. The
butler at this moment spoke to him, and much relieved he smiled and
nodded. A moment later two jugs, two little brown jugs, were carried in,
and one was placed quietly in front of each governor at precisely the
same moment. Expectation was instantly a-tiptoe.
"Gentlemen," said Ardmore, addressing the governors, "these jugs have
just been left at the house by our old friend, Mr. Bill Appleweight,
_alias_ Poteet, with his compliments, for the governors of the two
greatest states in the Union. I note that there's a bit of pink calico
around the stopper of Governor Dangerfield's jug, while Governor
Osborne's is garnished with blue and white gingham."
Governor Osborne rose.
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