The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"Did you tell him about that railroad lawyer from New York who wanted to
suppress the law which compels all locomotive whistles to be tuned to E
flat?"
"No; that man sent me a ten-pound box of candy, which was highly
improper, considering papa's position, and I should have scorned to
accept the candy only I had forgotten to keep his card."
"And besides," added Ardmore gently, "you had eaten the candy. Don't you
remember that you left nothing but a few burnt almonds which you wanted
to keep for eating filapenas?"
"Don't be silly!" ejaculated Jerry contemptuously.
"It's a good thing all this fuss about the Appleweight people is over or
I should be worse than silly. My mind was not intended for such heavy
work."
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"I think you have a good mind, Mr. Ardmore," said Jerry, with the air
of one who makes concessions. "You really did well in all these
troubles, and you did much better than I thought you would the day I
hired you for private secretary. I think I could safely recommend you to
any governor in need of assistance."
"You talk as though you were getting ready to discharge me," said
Ardmore plaintively, "and I don't want to lose my job."
"You ought to have something to do," said Jerry thoughtfully. "As near
as I can make out you have never done anything but study about pirates
and collect pernicious books on the sinful life of Captain Kidd. You
should have some larger aim in life than that and I think I know of a
good position that is now open, or will be as soon as papa has cleared
out the peanut shells we left in his desk. I think you would make an
excellent adjutant-general with full charge of the state militia. You
have already had experience in the handling of troops, and as Rutherford
Gillingwater never did anything but get typhoid fever to earn the place,
I see no reason why papa should not appoint you to the position."
"But you have to get rid of Gillingwater first," suggested Ardmore, his
heart beating fast.
"If you mean that he has to be removed from office, I will tell you
now, Mr. Ardmore, that Rutherford Gillingwater will no longer sign
himself adjutant-general of North Carolina. I removed him myself in a
general order I wrote yesterday afternoon just before I told papa that
you and I could not act as governor any longer, but that he must resume
the yoke."
"But that must have been a matter of considerable delicacy, Miss
Dangerfield, when you consider that you are engaged to marry Mr.
Gillingwater."
"Not in the least," said Jerry. "I broke our engagement the moment I saw
that he came here the other night all dressed up to eat and not to
fight, and he is now free to engage himself to that thin blonde at
Goldsboro whom he thinks so highly intellectual."
Jerry held up her left hand and regarded its ringless fingers
judicially, while Ardmore, his heart racing hotly against all records,
watched her, and with a particular covetousness his eyes studied that
trifle of a hand.
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