The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
Then with a quick gesture he seized her hand and raised her gently to
her feet.
"Jerry!" he cried. "From the moment you winked at me I have loved you. I
should have followed you round the world until I found you. If you can
marry a worthless wretch like me, if--oh, Jerry!"
She gently freed her hand and stepped to one side, bending her head like
a bird that pauses alarmed, or uncertain of its whereabouts, glancing
cautiously up and down the creek.
"Mr. Ardmore," she said, "you may not be aware that when you asked me to
be your wife--and that, I take it, was your intention--you were standing
in South Carolina, while I stood with both feet on the sacred soil of
the Old North State. Under the circumstances I do not think your
proposal is legal. Moreover, unless you are quite positive which eye it
was that so far forgot itself as to wink, I do not think the matter can
go further."
The slightest suggestion of a smile played about her lips, but he was
very deeply troubled, and, seeing this, her eyes grew grave with
kindness.
"Mr. Ardmore, if your muscles of locomotion have not been utterly
paralyzed, and if you will leave that particular state of the Union
which, next to Massachusetts, I most deeply abhor, I will do what I can
in my poor weak way--as father says in beginning his best speeches--to
assist you to the answer."
Then for many æons, when he had his arms about her, a kiss, which he
had intended for the lips that were so near, somehow failed of its
destination, and fell upon what seemed to him a rose-leaf gone to
Heaven, but which was, in fact, Jerry Dangerfield's left eye. His being
tingled with the most delicious of intoxications, to which the clasp of
her arms about his neck added unnecessary though not unwelcome delight.
Then she drew back and held him away with her finger-tips for an
instant.
"Mr. Thomas Ardmore," she said, with maddening deliberation, "it may not
be important, but I must tell you in all candor that it was the other
eye."
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