The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"If anything really interesting should happen to me I think I should
drop dead," declared Ardmore as he stood talking to Griswold in the
railway station at Atlanta. "I entered upon this life under false
pretenses, thinking that money would make the game easy, but here I am,
twenty-seven years old, stalled at the end of a blind alley, with no
light ahead; and to be quite frank, old man, I don't believe you have
the advantage of me. What's the matter with us, anyhow?"
"The mistake we make," replied Griswold, "is in failing to seize
opportunities when they offer. You and I have talked ourselves hoarse a
thousand times planning schemes we never pull off. We are cursed with
indecision, that's the trouble with us. We never see the handwriting on
the wall, or if we do, it's just a streak of hieroglyphics, and we don't
know what it means until we read about it in the newspapers. But I
thought you were satisfied with the thrills you got running as a reform
candidate for alderman in New York last year. It was a large stage and
the lime-light struck you pretty often. Didn't you get enough? No doubt
they'd be glad to run you again."
Ardmore glanced hastily about and laid his hand heavily on his friend's
shoulder.
"Don't mention it--don't think of it! No more politics in mine. The
world may go hang if it waits for me to set it right. What I want is
something different, a real adventure--something with spice in it. I
have bought everything money can buy, and now I'm looking for something
that can't be tagged with a price."
"There's your yacht and the open sea," suggested Griswold.
"Sick of it! Sick to death of it!"
"You're difficult, old man, and mighty hard to please. Why don't you
turn explorer and go in for the North Pole?"
"Perfectly bully! I've thought of it a lot, but I want to be sure I've
cleaned up everything else first. It's always up there waiting--on ice,
so to speak--but when it's done once there will be nothing left. I want
to save that for the last call."
"You said about the same thing when we talked of Thibet that first
evening we met at the University Club, and now the Grand Lama sings in
all the phonographs, and for a penny you can see him in a kinetoscope,
eating his luncheon. I remember very well that night. We were facing
each other at a writing-table, and you looked up timidly from your
letter and asked me whether there were two _g's_ in aggravate, and I
answered that it depended on the meaning--one _g_ for a mild case, two
for a severe one--and you laughed, and we began talking. Then we found
out how lonesome we both were, and you asked me to dinner, and then took
me to that big house of yours up there in Fifth Avenue and showed me the
pictures in your art gallery, and we found out that we needed each
other."
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