The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"I'll tell you what I'll do with you. If you'll forget this rot we've
been talking and come up to Ardsley as soon as I get home, I'll see if I
can't keep you amused for a couple of weeks. I don't offer that as a
bribe; my family affairs are of interest to nobody but hostlers and
kitchen maids. Wire me at Ardsley when you're ready, throw away your
lead-pencil, then come on and I'll show you the finest collection of
books on Captain Kidd in the known world. What did you say your name is?
Collins, Frank Collins? I never forget anything, so don't disappoint
me."
"That's mighty nice of you, but I don't have much time for vacations,"
replied the reporter, who was, however, clearly pleased.
"If the office won't give you a couple of weeks, wire me and I'll buy
the paper."
The young man laughed outright.
"I'll remember; I really believe you mean for me to come."
"Of course I do. It's all settled; make it next week. Good-by!"
Ardmore ate his dinner oblivious of the fact that people at the
neighboring tables turned to look at him. He overheard his name
mentioned, and a woman just behind him let it be known to her
companions and any one else who cared to hear that he was the
brother-in-law of the Duke of Ballywinkle. Another voice in the
neighborhood kindly remarked that Ardmore was the only decent member of
the family, and that he was not the one whose wife had just left him,
nor yet the one who was going to marry the chorus girl whose father kept
a delicatessen shop in Hoboken. It is very sad to be unable to dine
without having family skeletons joggle one's elbow, and Ardmore was
annoyed. The head waiter hung officiously near; the man who served him
was distressingly eager; and then the voice behind him rose insistently:
"--worth millions and yet he can't find anybody to eat with him."
This was almost true and a shadow passed across Ardmore's face and his
eyes grew grave as he humbly reflected that he was indeed a pitiable
object. He waved away his plate and called for coffee, and at that
moment a middle-aged man appeared at the door, scanned the room for a
moment and then threaded his way among the tables to Ardmore.
"I heard you were here and thought I'd look you up. How are you, Ardy?"
"Very well, thank you, Mr. Billings. Have you dined? Sorry; which way
are you heading?"
The new-comer had the bearing of a gentleman used to consideration. He
was, indeed, the secretary of the Bronx Loan and Trust Company, whose
business was chiefly the administration of the Ardmore estate, and
Ardmore knew him very well. He was afraid that Billings had traced him
to Atlanta for one of those business discussions which always vexed and
perplexed him so grievously, and the thought of this further depressed
his spirits. But the secretary at once eased his mind.
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