The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
The train lingered, and Ardmore was speculating as to which one of the
Carolina commonwealths was beneath him, when another figure appeared
below in the track--that of a bareheaded, tousled boy this time. He
stared up at Ardmore sleepily, having apparently been roused on the
arrival of the train.
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"Air y'u the gov'nor?" he piped.
"Yes, my lad; in what way can I serve you?" and Ardmore put down his jug
and leaned over the guard rail. It was just as easy to be the governor
as the governor's private secretary, and his vanity was touched by the
readiness with which the boy accepted him in his new rôle. His costume,
vaguely discernible in the vestibule light, evidently struck the lad as
being some amazing robe of state affected by governors. The youngster
was lifting something, and he now held up to Ardmore a jug, as like the
other as one pea resembles another.
"Pa ain't home and ma says hyeh's yer jug o' buttermilk."
"Thank you, my lad. While I regret missing your worthy father, yet I beg
to present my compliments to your kind and thoughtful mother."
He had transferred his money to his dressing-gown pocket on leaving his
berth, and he now tossed a silver dollar to the boy, who caught it with
a yell of delight and scampered off into the night.
Ardmore had dropped the jugs carelessly into the vestibule, and he was
surveying them critically when the train started. The wheels were
beginning to grind reluctantly when a cry down the track arrested his
attention. A man was flying after the train, shouting at the top of his
lungs. He ran, caught hold of the rail and howled:
"The gov'nor ain't on they! Gimme back my jug."
"Indian-giver!" yelled Ardmore. He stooped down, picked up the first
jug that came to hand, and dropped it into the man's outstretched arms.
The porter, having heard voices, rushed out upon Ardmore, who held the
remaining jug to the light, scrutinizing it carefully.
"Please put this away for me, porter. It's a little gift from an old
army friend."
Then Mr. Ardmore returned to his berth, fully pleased with his
adventures, and slept until the porter gave warning of Raleigh.
CHAPTER IV
DUTY AND THE JUG
Mr. Thomas Ardmore, one trunk, two bags, and a little brown jug reached
the Guilford House, Raleigh, at eight o'clock in the morning. Ardmore
had never felt better in his life, he assured himself, as he chose a
room with care and intimated to the landlord his intention of remaining
a week. But for the ill luck of having his baggage marked he should have
registered himself falsely on the books of the inn; but feeling that
this was not quite respectable he assured the landlord, in response to
the usual question, that he was not Ardmore of New York and Ardsley but
an entirely different person.
"Well, I don't blame you for not wanting to be taken for any of that
set," remarked the landlord sympathetically.
"I should think not!" returned Ardmore in a tone of deep disgust.
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