The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
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"Yes, certainly;" Ardmore replied promptly. He had never been addressed
in quite this fashion before, but it was all in keeping with his new
destiny and he was immediately interested in the stranger, who was well
on in middle age, with a rough grizzled beard, and a soft hat, once
black, that now struggled for a compromise tint between yellow and
green.
"Ever been hyeh befo'?"
"Never; but I'm crazy about the place and I'll be seen here a good deal
hereafter."
Ardmore produced his cigar-case and extended it to the stranger. The
man, awed by the splendor of the case, accepted a cigar a little
gingerly.
"Drummer, I reckon?"
"Commercial traveler, we prefer to be designated," replied Ardmore with
dignity.
"I guess drummer's good enough down hyeh. What y'u carry?"
"Jugs. I'm in the jug business. Never had any business but jugs."
The man paused in lighting his cigar, stared at Ardmore over the flaming
match, drew the fire into the cigar several times, then settled back
with his hands in his pockets.
"Full 'r empty?"
"The jugs? Oh, empty jugs; but it's no affair of mine what becomes of
the jugs afterwards."
"Y'u likely got samples with y'u?"
"Well, not many. You see my line is so well known I don't have to carry
samples any more. The trade knows our goods."
"Stop at Kildare on the way up?" and the stranger looked about
guardedly.
"Certainly, my friend, I always 'make' Kildare," replied Ardmore, using
a phrase he had acquired at breakfast.
"Train runs through the' pretty late at night?"
"Beastly. But I hardly ever sleep, anyhow. A man in my splendid health
doesn't need sleep. It's a rotten waste of time."
Silence for several minutes; then the stranger leaned forward in his
chair, resting his elbows on his knees, and said in a low tone:
"I got a telegram hyeh says y'u got a jug thet y'u ain't no right t'
last night at Kildare. I want thet jug, young fella."
"Now that's very unfortunate. Ordinarily I should be delighted, but I
really couldn't give away my Kildare jug. Now if it was one of my other
jugs--even my Omaha jug, or my dear old Louisville jug--I shouldn't
hesitate a minute, but that old Kildare jug! My dear man, you don't know
what you ask!"
"Y'll give me thet jug or it'll be the worse for y'u. Y'u ain't in thet
game, young fella."
"Not in it! You don't know whom you are addressing. I'm not only in the
game, but I'm in to the finish," declared Ardmore, sitting upright in
his chair. "You've got the wrong idea, my friend, if you think you can
intimidate me. That jug was given me by a friend, a very old and dear
friend--"
"A friend of yourn!"
The keen little gray eyes were blinking rapidly.
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