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Just then they heard in the next room the bleating of an almost
sheep-like voice.
"Don't make such a noise," said Peredonov. "There's someone coming."
"It's only Pavloushka," answered Varvara.
Pavel Vassilyevitch Volodin entered with a loud, gay laugh. He was
a young man who, face, manners and all, strangely resembled a young
ram; his hair, like a ram's, was curly; his eyes, protruding and dull;
everything, about him, in fact, suggested a lively ram--a stupid young
man. He was a carpenter by trade. He had first studied in a Manual
Training School, but now was an instructor of the trade in the local
school.
"How are you, old friend?" he said gaily. "You're at home, drinking
coffee, and here am I! Here we are together again!"
"Natashka, bring a third spoon," shouted Varvara.
"Eat, Pavloushka," said Peredonov, and it was evident that he was
anxious to be hospitable to Volodin. "You know, old chap, I shall soon
get an inspector's billet--the Princess has promised Vara."
Volodin seemed pleased and laughed.
"And the future inspector is drinking coffee," he exclaimed, slapping
Peredonov on the back.
"And you think it's easy to get an inspector's job," said Peredonov.
"Once you're reported, that's the end of you."
"And who's going to report you?" asked Varvara.
"There are plenty to do that," said Peredonov. "They might say I'd been
reading Pisarev.[1] And there you are!"
"But, Ardalyon Borisitch, you ought to put Pisarev behind your other
books," advised Volodin, sniggering.
Peredonov glanced cautiously at Volodin and said:
"Perhaps I've never even had Pisarev. Won't you have a drink,
Pavloushka?"
Volodin stuck out his lower lip and made a significant face, like a man
who was conscious of his own value, and bent his head rather like a ram:
"I'm always ready to drink in company," he said, "but not on my
lonesome!"
And Peredonov was also always ready to drink. They drank their vodka
and ate the jam tarts afterwards.
Suddenly Peredonov splashed the dregs of his coffee-cup on the
wall-paper. Volodin goggled his sheepish eyes, and gazed in
astonishment. The wall-paper was soiled and torn. Volodin asked:
"What are you doing to your wall-paper?"
Peredonov and Varvara laughed.
"It's to spite the landlady," said Varvara. "We're leaving soon. Only
don't you chatter."
"Splendid!" shouted Volodin, and joined in the laughter.
Peredonov walked up to the wall and began to wipe the soles of his
boots on it. Volodin followed his example. Peredonov said:
"We always dirty the walls after every meal, so that they'll remember
us when we've gone!"
"What a mess you've made!" exclaimed Volodin, delightedly.
"Won't Irishka be surprised," said Varvara, with a dry, malicious laugh.
And all three, standing before the wall, began to spit at it, to tear
the paper, and to smear it with their boots. Afterwards, tired but
pleased, they ceased.
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