"Oh Joy, Ah Well, Ah Me, and me; I am Oh My," the Chinese rattled off.
"Oh Joy him say call new boy--"
He hesitated and stared at his master with a challenging glint of eye.
Forrest nodded.
"Oh Joy him say call new boy 'Oh Hell.'"
"Oh ho!" Forrest laughed in appreciation. "Oh Joy is a josher. A good
name, but it won't do. There is the Missus. We've got to think another
name."
"Oh Ho, that very good name."
Forrest's exclamation was still ringing in his consciousness so that he
recognized the source of Oh My's inspiration.
"Very well. The boy's name is Oh Ho."
Oh My lowered his head, ebbed swiftly through the French windows, and
as swiftly returned with the rest of Forrest's clothes-gear, helping
him into undershirt and shirt, tossing a tie around his neck for him to
knot, and, kneeling, putting on his leggings and spurs. A Baden Powell
hat and a quirt completed his appareling--the quirt, Indian-braided of
rawhide, with ten ounces of lead braided into the butt that hung from
his wrist on a loop of leather.
But Forrest was not yet free. Oh My handed him several letters, with
the explanation that they had come up from the station the previous
night after Forrest had gone to bed. He tore the right-hand ends across
and glanced at the contents of all but one with speed. The latter he
dwelt upon for a moment, with an irritated indrawing of brows, then
swung out the phonograph from the wall, pressed the button that made
the cylinder revolve, and swiftly dictated, without ever a pause for
word or idea:
"In reply to yours of March 14, 1914, I am indeed sorry to learn that
you were hit with hog cholera. I am equally sorry that you have seen
fit to charge me with the responsibility. And just as equally am I
sorry that the boar we sent you is dead.
"I can only assure you that we are quite clear of cholera here, and
that we have been clear of cholera for eight years, with the exception
of two Eastern importations, the last two years ago, both of which,
according to our custom, were segregated on arrival and were destroyed
before the contagion could be communicated to our herds.
"I feel that I must inform you that in neither case did I charge the
sellers with having sent me diseased stock. On the contrary, as you
should know, the incubation of hog cholera being nine days, I consulted
the shipping dates of the animals and knew that they had been healthy
when shipped.
"Has it ever entered your mind that the railroads are largely
responsible for the spread of cholera? Did you ever hear of a railroad
fumigating or disinfecting a car which had carried cholera? Consult the
dates: First, of shipment by me; second, of receipt of the boar by you;
and, third, of appearance of symptoms in the boar. As you say, because
of washouts, the boar was five days on the way. Not until the seventh
day after you receipted for same did the first symptoms appear. That
makes twelve days after it left my hands.
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