The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A Novel — John Shaqi
The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A NovelWinter, John Strange
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The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A Novel
Winter, John Strange
Domestic fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
"Well, lady, the workman gets blamed when the blame belongs to somebody
else. You see, we had to wait for the paper, and when we got the paper
we had to wait for the frieze, and then when we got the frieze we had to
wait for that bit of paint just to finish off the doors. Still, it'll
last much longer because it has been slow in doin'."
"Oh, really, will it?" said Julia, rather taken aback. "Oh, I'm glad of
that, because, of course, as it takes such a long time doing, one
doesn't want to be often turned out of one's room for so long. Thank you
so much. Would you like a glass of beer?"
"Well, lady, a glass of beer never comes amiss to a man at the end of a
hard day's work," rejoined the foreman. "Me and my mates thank you very
much."
So Julia called to one of the servants and ordered "Beer for these
gentlemen" with a lavish air which the more frugal Regina might not have
approved had she happened to be at home. Regina was, however, at that
moment gracing with her dignified presence a platform devoted at that
hour to the restriction of the sale of strong drinks, and the incident
never came to her knowledge.
"Now, Maudie," said Julia, "have you any suggestions to make?"
Maudie stood looking round and round the room which was to be their
especial domain.
"It's awfully pretty," she said. "Well, as to suggestions, I should
suggest that we get the floor done before we do anything else."
"Yes. And then I suggest that we choose the chintz," said Julia.
"I like cretonne better than chintz," replied Maudie.
"No, cretonne is like flannelette at fourpence-ha'penny a yard--looks
like the loveliest flannel, and you make up your blouse and think you
have got a treasure that's going to last you for six weeks without
washing. You find out your mistake in about six days, and when you send
it to the wash, it comes back as rough as a badger and can never be worn
more than once afterwards. No, dear girl, let us have chintz."
"I suppose," said Maudie, "if you want chintz you'll have chintz."
"Well, we'll go up to the High Street to-morrow morning and we'll look
at both--"
"Excuse me making so bold," said a voice at the door, "but if I might be
allowed to speak to you ladies--"
They both turned with a start. The foreman, politely pressing the back
of his hand across his lips, was standing in the hall. "Well?" they said
in the same breath.
"If I might make so bold, ladies, as to suggest, our guv'nor is a one-er
on chintzes."
"Oh, really?"
"Loose covers is his special'ty--his special'ty." He again passed the
back of his hand across his lips. "Thank you very much for the drink,
ladies. It was very welcome. If I might make so bold as to--"
"You had better have another," said Julia.
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