The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A Novel — John Shaqi
The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A NovelWinter, John Strange
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The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A Novel
Winter, John Strange
Domestic fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
She was not wholly unattractive. She had a pinky skin and frank grey
eyes, but her figure was of the pincushion order, and much study had
done away with that lissomness which is one of the most attractive
attributes of womenkind. Her hands were white, strong, determined; white
because they were mostly occupied about books and papers, strong because
she herself was strong, and determined because it was her nature to be
so. Her feet, frankly speaking, were large. She was a young woman who
sat solidly on a solid chair, and looked thoroughly in place. Her
features otherwise were neither bad nor good, and I think she was
probably one of the worst dressers that the world has ever seen. It was
no uncommon thing for Regina Brown to wear a salmon-pink ribbon twisted
about her ample waist and to crown her toilet with a covering of
turquoise blue.
It was about this time that Regina received a valentine--the first in
her life. She held it sacred from any eye but her own, in fact she put
it into the fire before any of the family had time to see it. The words
ran thus:--
"Regina Brown, Regina Brown,
You think yourself a beauty;
In pink and green
And yellow sheen
You go to do your duty.
Regina Brown, Regina Brown,
Whenever will you learn
That pink and green
And golden sheen
Are colors you should spurn?
Regina Brown, Regina Brown,
Take lesson from the lily,
A lesson meek,
Not far to seek,
'Twill keep you from being silly!"
I cannot truthfully say that the valentine did Regina the smallest
amount of good. You know, my gentle reader, if we only look at things
the right way, we can find good in everything. As some poet has
beautifully put it in a couplet about sermons in stones and running
brooks--"And good in everything," Regina might even have found good out
of that malicious and spiteful valentine with its excellent likeness,
done in water colors, of herself clad in weird and wonderful garments,
the like of which even she had never attempted. But Regina consigned it
to the flames, and went on her way precisely as she had done before, for
Regina was a woman of strong nature and settled convictions. I give you
this piece of information because you will find by the story which I
shall tell and you will read, that this curious dominance of nature
proved to be one of the mainsprings of this remarkable character.
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