“It is quite impossible!” I said firmly. Mrs. Farrell continued the debate. She talked in a businesslike manner and pronounced the arrangement one by which both sides would benefit. There were thousands of other Farrells, she pointed out, any one of whom they might have adopted. But they had selected me because in so choosing, they thought they were taking the least risk. They had decided she was pleased to say, that I would not disgrace them, and that as a “literary author” I brought with me a certain social asset. A clever, young businessman they did not want. Their business affairs they were quit able to manage themselves. But they would like as an adopted son one who had already added glory to the name of Farrell, which glory he was willing to share. “We wouldn't tie you down,” she urged “but we would expect you to live at Harbor Castle a part of your time, and to call us Ma and Pa. You would have your own rooms, and your own servant, and there is a boat-house on the harbor front, where you could write your novels.” At this, knowing none wanted my novels, I may have winced, for, misreading my discontent, Farrell hastily interrupted. “You won't have to work at all,” he protested heartily. “My son can afford to live like a lord. You'll get all the spending money you want, and if you're fond of foreign parts, you can take the yacht wherever you please!” “The farther the better,” exclaimed Mrs. Farrell with heat. “And when you get it there, I hope you'll SINK it!” “Maybe your friends would come and visit You,” suggested Farrell, I thought, a trifle wistfully. “There's bathing, tennis, eight... bedrooms, billiard-room, art gallery----” “You told him that!” said Mrs. Farrell. I was greatly at a loss. Their offer was preposterous, but to them, it was apparently a perfectly possible arrangement. Nor were they acting on impulse. Mrs. Farrell had admitted that for six months she had had me “trailed.” How to say “No” and not give offense, I found difficult. They were deeply in earnest and I could see that Farrell, at least, was by instinct generous, human, and kind. It was, in fact, a most generous offer. But how was I to tell them tactfully I was not for sale, that I was not looking for “ready-to-wear” parents, and that if I were in the market, they were not the parents I would choose. I had a picture of life at Harbor Castle, dependent upon the charity of the Farrells. I imagined what my friends would say to me, and worse, what they would say behind my back. But I was not forced to a refusal. Mr. Farrell rose. “We don't want to hurry you,” he said. “We want you to think it over. Maybe if we get acquainted----” Mrs. Farrell smiled upon me ingratiatingly. “Why don't we get acquainted now?” she demanded. “We're motoring down to Cape May to stay three weeks. Why don't you come along--as our guest--and see how you like us?” I assured them, almost too hastily, that already was deeply engaged.