English drama -- 17th century; Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616 -- Spurious and doubtful works
RUFFIAN.
What saucy Rascal is that which knocks so boldly?
O, is it you? old spend-thrift, are you here?
One that is turned Cozener about this town:
My Mistress saw you, and sends this word by me:
Either be packing quickly from the door,
Or you shall have such a greeting sent you straight,
As you will little like on: you had best be gone.
FLOWERDALE.
Why so, this is as it should be: being poor,
Thus art thou served by a vile painted whore.
Well, since thy damned crew do so abuse thee,
I’ll try of honest men, how they will use me.
[Enter an ancient Citizen.]
Sir, I beseech you to take compassion of a man, one
whose Fortunes have been better than at this
instant they seem to be: but if I might crave of you
some such little portion, as would bring me to my
friends, I should rest thankful, until I had requited
so great a courtesy.
CITIZEN.
Fie, fie, young man, this course is very bad,
Too many such have we about this City,
Yet for I have not seen you in this sort,
Nor noted you to be a common beggar:
Hold, there’s an angel, to bear your charges down.
Go to your friends, do not on this depend:
Such bad beginnings oft have worser ends.
[Exit Citizen.]
FLOWERDALE.
Worser ends: nay, if it fall out no worse than in old
angels I care not. Nay, now I have had such a
fortunate beginning, I’ll not let a sixpenny-purse
escape me. By the mass, here comes another.
[Enter a Citizen’s wife with a torch before her.]
God bless you, fair mistress. Now would it please
you, gentlewoman, to look into the wants of a poor
Gentle-Man, a younger brother, I doubt not but God
will treble restore it back again: one that never before
this time demanded penny, halfpenny, nor farthing.
CITIZEN’S WIFE.
Stay, Alexander. Now, by my troth, a very proper
man, and tis great pity: hold, my friend, there’s all
the money I have about me, a couple of shillings, and
God bless thee.
FLOWERDALE.
Now God thank you, sweet Lady: if you have any
friend, or Garden-house, where you may employ a
poor gentleman as your friend, I am yours to command
in all secret service.
CITIZEN’S WIFE.
I thank you, good friend. I prithee let me see that again
I gave thee: there is one of them a brass shilling; give
me them, and here is half a crown in gold. [He gives it
her.] Now, out upon thee, Rascal! secret service! what
doest thou make of me? it were a good deed to have thee
whipped. Now I have my money again, I’ll see thee
hanged before I give thee a penny. Secret service! On,
good Alexander.
[Exit both.]
FLOWERDALE.
This is villainous luck. I perceive dishonesty will not
thrive: here comes more. God forgive me, Sir Arthur,
and Master Oliver: afore God, I’ll speak to them.
[Enter Sir Arthur, and M. Oliver.]
God save you, Sir Arthur: God save you, Master Oliver.
OLIVER.
Byn you there, zirrah? come, will you ytaken yourself
to your tools, Coystrell?
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