English drama -- 17th century; Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616 -- Spurious and doubtful works
DAFFODIL.
I have a trick to know his name, sir. He hath a month’s
mind here to mistress Frances, his name is Master Civet.
LANCELOT.
Call him in, Daffodil.
FLOWERDALE.
O I know him, sir, he is a fool, but reasonable rich; his
father was one of these lease-mongers, these corn-mongers,
these money-mongers, but he never had the wit to be a
whore-monger.
[Enter Master Civet.]
LANCELOT.
I promise you, sir, you are at too much charge.
CIVET.
The charge is small charge, sir; I thank God my father left
me wherewithal: if it please you, sir, I have a great mind
to this gentlewoman here, in the way of marriage.
LANCELOT.
I thank you, sir: please you come to Lewsome,
To my poor house, you shall be kindly welcome:
I knew your father, he was a wary husband.—
To pale here, Drawer.
DRAWER.
All is paid, sir: this gentleman hath paid all.
LANCELOT.
Yfaith, you do us wrong,
But we shall live to make amends ere long:
Master Flowerdale, is that your man?
FLOWERDALE.
Yes, faith, a good old knave.
LANCELOT.
Nay, then I think
You will turn wise, now you take such a servant:
Come, you’ll ride with us to Lewsome; let’s away.
Tis scarce two hours to the end of day.
[Exit Omnes.]
ACT II.
SCENE I. A road near Sir Lancelot Spurcock’s
house, in Kent.
[Enter Sir Arthur Greenshood, Oliver, Lieutenant
and Soldiers.]
ARTHUR.
Lieutenant, lead your soldiers to the ships,
There let them have their coats, at their arrival
They shall have pay: farewell, look to your charge.
SOLDIER.
Aye, we are now sent away, and cannot so much as speak
with our friends.
OLIVER.
No, man; what, ere you used a zutch a fashion, thick you
cannot take your leave of your vrens?
ARTHUR.
Fellow, no more. Lieutenant, lead them off.
SOLDIER.
Well, if I have not my pay and my clothes, I’ll venture a
running away tho I hang for’t.
ARTHUR.
Away, sirrah, charm your tongue.
[Exit Soldiers.]
OLIVER.
Been you a presser, sir?
ARTHUR.
I am a commander, sir, under the King.
OLIVER.
Sfoot, man, and you be ne’er zutch a commander,
should a spoke with my vrens before I should agone,
so should.
ARTHUR.
Content yourself, man, my authority will stretch to
press so good a man as you.
OLIVER.
Press me? I deuve ye, press scoundrels, and thy messels:
Press me! chee scorns thee, yfaith: For seest thee, here’s
a worshipful knight knows cham not to be pressed by thee.
[Enter Sir Lancelot, Weathercock, young Flowerdale, old
Flowerdale, Lucy, Frances.]
LANCELOT.
Sir Arthur, welcome to Lewsome, welcome by my troth.
What’s the matter, man? why are you vexed?
OLIVER.
Why, man, he would press me.
LANCELOT.
O fie, Sir Arthur, press him? he is a man of reckoning.
WEATHERCOCK.
Aye, that he is, Sir Arthur, he hath the nobles,
The golden ruddocks he.
ARTHUR.
The fitter for the wars: and were he not
In favour with your worships, he should see,
That I have power to press so good as he.
OLIVER.
Chill stand to the trial, so chill.
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