He came to an old, fiddle-headed nag that had been a pensioner at
Windyhough these many years, and stayed and chatted with him with the
ease that comes of long comradeship.
“We’re in the same plight, lad,” he growled--“old, and left at home,
the two of us. Ay, we’re thrown on the lumber-heap, I reckon.”
He went out by and by; and his face cleared suddenly like wintry
sunlight creeping over a grey stubble-field, as he saw Martha cross
from the mistals with a milking-pail over each well-rounded arm. And,
because there seemed little else to to, he stopped to praise the trim
shape of her.
“And your cheeks, Martha,” he added, after a pause--“there’s some warm
wind been at ’em, or they’d never look so bonnie.”
“Winds blow cold up hereabout,” said Martha demurely, setting down her
pails. “And my cheeks are my own, Simon Foster, by your leave.”
Simon had known this game of give-and-take with a lass in the days
before he grew harder and more keen on battle. He returned now with
ease to habits forsworn until the Rising left him derelict among the
women.
“Nay, but they’re not, as the bee said to the clover.”
“For shame, Simon--and at your age, too!”
“At my age! I’d teach ye I’m young if rheumatiz was not like a hive o’
bees about me.”
She twisted a corner of her apron, half hid her face with it; and Simon
admitted to himself that the brown eyes looking into his “might be
tempting, like, to a younger lad than me.”
“At my age a man’s just beginning to know women,” he said persuasively.
“It takes a long ’prenticeship, Martha. You can learn to break in a
horse, or do smithy work, or aught useful like, in a lile few years.
But to learn the way of a woman--durned if it isn’t a long job and a
tough job, Martha.”
“We’re very simple, if you men weren’t blind as bats at midday.”
“Oh, ay; you’re simple!” put in Simon, with a quiet chuckle. “Simple as
driving sows to market.”
So then Martha put a hand to each of her milking-pails. “I’d best be
getting on with my work. If you’re likening me to a sow----”
“There, there! It wasn’t you lass; it was women not just so bonnie--the
most part o’ women, I mean.”
Martha lingered. The deft flattery had pleased her, and she was
willing to surrender any casual defence of her own sex. “Well, the most
part o’ women, Simon, they’re feather-witted maybe. I’ll own as much.”
“And like sows,” went on the other, with patient explanation of his
theme. “A man chooses his straight road and sticks to it, but a sow,
when you want to get her Lunnon way, why, you’ve just to twist her by
the tail, backward foremost, and pretend you want her to head straight
for Scotland.”
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