Vince Cavendish was the runt of the family. About one hundred pounds of
concentrated ill will; a small package of frustrated manhood, who tried
to make himself heard and observed by the mere power of his bellow. His
jet-black, wiry hair was usually cropped short, so it bristled on his
small head like stubble in a hayfield when the mowers have passed. His
face when shaved was blue in cast, but it was more often unshaved and
bristling. Vince was puny, with narrow shoulders and a narrower mind. As
usual, he was arguing. Penny guessed from the outline of the men that it
was Mort to whom Vince talked. Lightning, a moment later, proved her
guess correct. The two were right beneath her window, sheltered from the
rain by overhanging eaves.
Mort was the sort of man who would have liked to bear the weight of the
world on shoulders unsuited to support the burden of a household. Much
larger than Vince, he listened to his brother in the detached sort of
way one waits for a kettle to boil. More accurately, in this case, Mort
was waiting for Vince to stop boiling.
Penny was accustomed to arguments between the brothers, her cousins.
"I'd give my favorite eyetooth," she thought, "to see Mort knock the
runt down, but that's too much to hope for." She didn't know what the
row was all about, she didn't especially care. Vince could pick a fight
over the most trivial of subjects. She did, however, wonder why those
two were out so early in the morning.
"Yuh gotta keep her in hand, I tell yuh," bellowed Vince.
"Might be a mare or a cow he's talking about," mused Penny, "or even a
sow."
"They ain't none of us can handle her, if you can't, an' so it's up tuh
you. I said all I aim tuh say on the subject, an' I'll _act_ the next
time that damn wife of yores breaks bounds, Mort!"
"Gosh!" said Penny to herself. "I was wrong on all counts; it's Mort's
wife he's talking about. I wonder why Mort doesn't spank the little
weasel."
Penny could think of nothing more incongruous than poor, mouselike,
negative Rebecca breaking bounds, especially with so many small hands on
her apron strings. Equally incongruous was the idea of Mort's being
unable to handle Becky. Becky was a living example of a woman who had
failed miserably to live up to the heroic name given her by romantic
parents.
Yet, Vince had made flat statements, and there was Mort agreeing with
them. "I'll see that she don't pull no more stunts like that last," he
promised. "I was pretty sore about that, an' I let her know it. I reckon
after what I said an' done she'll think a good many times before she
tries tuh interfere with my affairs again."
"And _mine!_" snarled Vince. "If it was only yore affairs I wouldn't
give a damn, but when she starts mixin' intuh my affairs I won't stand
fer it."
"She won't no more. She's had a lesson she won't fergit."
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