The latter drove in now, in her smart, new milk-float, affecting the
farmer’s jog-trot which would soon ruin the brisk little cob he had
bought for her, he reflected, with a shrug. She had Wiggie with her,
and threw him the reins while she made the pilgrimage from the Bank to
the “Duke.” Wiggie knew nothing about horses, but he would have held a
megalosaurus if Harriet had commanded, so hung on and murmured all the
horse songs he could think of, from “The Tin Gee-Gee” to “The Arab’s
Farewell to his Favourite Steed.”
She scowled when Lancaster and the clerk got up as she entered, and
the former offered her a chair. She resented their reception of her as
a lady rather than as a rent-paying tenant, and her ploughboy manner
was particularly evident upon these occasions. Perhaps, in spite of
her strenuous pose, the pilgrimage, ending at Lancaster’s table, hurt
something of her hidden woman’s pride. In any case she needed to carry
a high head for Stubbs, who marked the day with a white stone. He
always insisted upon attending the dinner with Harriet’s ticket, and
the result, if customary, was none the less galling.
She refused the seat, flipping the bank voucher across the table, and
thrusting the estate receipt into an important-looking pocket-book;
then, remembering her part, sat down sideways and dug her hands into
her pockets.
“What about that pig-hull you promised me?” she demanded, in a Judge
Jeffreys tone that made the clerk jump.
Lanty temporised solemnly, with the tactful evasiveness of custom. He
knew quite well that she had only said it to impress his subordinate,
because the pig-hull had been granted at least a week before, but he
wouldn’t for worlds have denied her the traditional privilege of the
punctual tenant, which was in this case no more than just a little bit
of side.
“I see you’ve Wigmore with you,” he added, looking out to where that
unhappy gentleman, to the tune of “Come, pretty bird, and live with
me!” was trying to persuade the cob that the bar-parlour of the “Duke”
was not the mouth of his private stable.
“We’ve been to see the Vicar--Bluecaster, I mean--so I brought him
on. The choral has been asked to oblige with ‘Elijah,’ sometime in
March, in aid of missions over the seas and kindred objects. Would you
consider Stubbs, half-seas-over, a kindred object? Wiggie happened to
say he knew something about the music, so I told him he could sing. He
hung back a bit at first, but I wasn’t standing any nonsense. Mind you
turn up with plenty of cash. By the way, there’s that match with Bortun
to-morrow.” (Hockey understood.) “You’ll be pig-and-whistle as usual,
of course? I’ve got some sort of a team scratched together, but I’m
still short of a centre-half. I expect I’ll have to play there myself,
unless _you_’ll take it on?”
“Too old!” Lanty shook his head. “Is Wigmore training for a circus, by
any chance?”
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