She looked extraordinarily serious, as Hamer had said, and not
only serious but anxious; not only anxious but even--just a
little--dishevelled. Her butter had been a long time in coming, and
though she had it on the worker by now, it would be a race to finish
it. She had seen Lanty when his head first topped the hill, and after
that she had done everything wrong, forgotten her plug, made a thorough
hash of lifting out the butter and had then over-salted it, so that the
marks against her were totting up like a washing-bill, to the distress
of the examiner, who admired her exceedingly. That poor four pounds was
worked and overworked until it didn’t know itself, and was received
for weighing with grunted contempt. With flushed cheeks and escaping
hair, Dandy took it back to finish, and tried to console herself with
a perfectly-executed pattern. Lanty watched her with interest, and
decided that he liked her--just a little--dishevelled.
And then at last came a stir of relief from the patient audience,
and the white figures retreated to a form, looking excited and hot.
The examiner prefaced his report with a short lecture upon butter
in general, keeping a nervous eye on Harriet the while. She was on
the point of argument more than once, but Wiggie, close at hand,
always seemed to know when the explosion was due, and conjured up a
Quetta-ling to distract her.
The examiner was very pleased to be there that day, and very pleased
with results, and everything that had gone wrong had, of course, been
pure accident or a passing spasm of forgetfulness or sheer evil fate.
Because everybody had meant excellently, and that, of course, was the
main thing, as where there was a will there was a way, and the person
who made a mistake to-day would most certainly correct it to-morrow,
etc., etc. Still, mistakes that day were in such negligible quantity
that they were really not worth mentioning. Indeed, he was happy to
say that he had been able to place the whole of the competitors in
the first-class, with one exception only. Here he looked with such
agonised care at least six feet over Dandy’s head that everybody else
instantly looked six feet lower. This, of course, did not imply that
the aforesaid competitor was hopelessly behind the rest; it only meant
that her work was not quite up to the standard. Indeed, any one who had
watched this particular competitor could see with half an eye that she
knew perfectly well how to make butter, only she had been unfortunate.
Everybody knew that butter could turn nasty if it liked, and it had
treated her badly. She had had other misfortunes, too--little troubles
connected with the plug, etc.--but it was really hardly worth while to
dwell upon them. He was most decidedly pleased to be there! And this
time he looked six feet down and straight at Dandy, so adoringly that
all the audience who had really nice feelings instantly looked six feet
up.
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