Then one of the pretty county ladies rose and said how pleased _she_
was to be there, and how pleased everybody else was pleased, and how
more than pleased everybody would be when they read about it in the
papers, while the competitors wished she would hurry up and put them
out of their misery, and thought how infinitely more desirable it
was to stand on a platform and look charming and sweet and say all
the right things in exactly the right way, with an adoring husband
somewhere behind, than to make the best butter in the Three Kingdoms.
After that, the certificates were given out, and the noble first-class
came up blushing and bowing to receive the spoils of war. Finally,
Dandy, for her duck-egg.
It seemed to her that the tent was ten miles long and packed like a
Military Tournament. She saw the examiner’s eyes bulging with pity, and
wondered absently why they didn’t fall out. She heard her father’s big
whisper: “Now then, Mother, don’t you fret! Don’t fret, Mother!” and
knew that he was patting his wife’s hand. She heard the caretaker’s
grunt. And at the foot of the steps she felt exactly as if hot needles
were dancing red-slippered all over her, simply because there was one
very ordinary person sitting on the platform, engaged in staring at his
boots.
But as she curtsied to the pretty lady and the duck-egg, wishing
herself at Halsted for the last time in her life, Harriet came suddenly
to her rescue.
“Good lad, Dandy!” she bawled, clapping like a small thunderstorm,
and the general embarrassment broke in a burst of amusement and
applause. Everybody laughed; competitors, audience, the miserable
examiner--thrilling with gratitude towards his late tormentor--and
Dandy herself. Grumphy waddled forward to the extreme edge, and reached
out a long, loving tongue.
“I am sure we all appreciate Miss Shaw’s sporting effort!” the pretty
lady said prettily, and there was more applause. Dandy looked up
bravely and met Lanty’s eyes, turned on her at last as if they really
saw her.
“It was very bad butter!” she said candidly, putting out a hand to the
rolling tongue, and raising a fresh laugh by her cheerful honesty.
Lancaster leaned forward, smiling.
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