The schoolma'am was sitting out an astonishing number of dances--for a
girl who could dance from dark to dawn and never turn a hair--and the
women were wondering why. If she had sat them out with Weary Davidson
they would have smiled knowingly and thought no more of it; but she did
not. For every dance she had a different companion, and in every case
it ended in that particular young man looking rather scared and
unhappy. After five minutes of low-toned monologue on the part of the
schoolma'am, Happy Jack went the way of his predecessors and also
became scared and unhappy.
"Aw, say! Miss Satterly, _I_ can't act," he protested in a panic.
"Oh, yes, you could," declared the schoolma'am, with sweet assurance,
"if you only thought so."
"Aw, I couldn't get up before a crowd and say a piece, not if--"
"I'm not sure I want you to. There are other things to an
entertainment besides reciting things. I only want you to promise that
you will help me out. You will, won't you?" The schoolma'am's eyes,
besides being pretty, were often disconcertingly direct in their gaze.
Happy Jack wriggled and looked toward the door, which suddenly seemed a
very long way off. "I--I've got to go up to the Falls, along about
Christmas," he stuttered feebly, avoiding her eyes. "I--I can't get
off any other time, and I've--I've got a tooth--"
"You're the fifth Flying-U man who has 'a tooth,'" the schoolma'am
interrupted impatiently. "A dentist ought to locate in Dry Lake; from
what I have heard confidentially to-night, there's a fortune to be made
off the teeth of the Happy Family alone."
Every drop of blood in Happy's body seemed to stand then in his face.
"I--I'll pull the curtain for yuh," he volunteered, meekly.
"You're the seventh applicant for that place." The schoolma'am was
crushingly calm. "Every fellow I've spoken to has evinced a morbid
craving for curtain-pulling."
Happy Jack crumpled under her sarcasm and perspired, and tried to think
of something, with his brain quite paralyzed and useless.
The schoolma'am continued inexorably; plainly, _her_ brain was not
paralyzed. "I've promised the neighborhood that I would give a
Christmas tree and entertainment--and when a school-teacher promises
anything to a neighborhood, nothing short of death or smallpox will be
accepted as an excuse for failing to keep the promise; and I've seven
tongue-tied kids to work with!" (The schoolma'am was only
spasmodically given to irreproachable English.) "Of course, I relied
upon my friends to help me out. But when I come to calling the roll,
I--I don't seem to _have_ any friends." The schoolma'am was twirling
the Montana sapphire ring which Weary had given her last spring, and
her voice was trembly and made Happy Jack feel vaguely that he was a
low-down cur and ought to be killed.
He swallowed twice. "Aw, yuh don't want to go and feel bad about it; I
never meant--I'll do anything yuh ask me to."
"Thank you. I knew I could count upon you, Jack."
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