The other white man was plainly an alien in the desert. He was slight,
blonde, pale--a city man--with hard blue eyes set so close together that
one understood instantly something of the nature of the man as well as
the urgent necessity for his thick-lensed, gold-rimmed spectacles.
He wore a new Panama hat, corded riding breeches and leggings. He was
clean-shaven and sinfully neat. He wore no side-arms and appeared as
much out of harmony with his surroundings as might a South American
patriot at a Peace Conference.
“I say,” he began presently, “how much further is it to this prospect
hole of yours, if, indeed, you have a prospect as you represented to
me a week ago?” His tone was fretful, peevish, complaining. One would
readily have diagnosed the seat of his trouble. He had come prepared to
ride--and he had been forced to walk.
The young man frowned. He seemed on the point of swearing, but appearing
to think better of it, he replied banteringly, “_Por ahi. Por ahi._”
“What in blazes does that mean?”
“Oh, I was just talking the language of the country--a language, by
the way, toward which you seem most indifferently inclined. '_Por ahi_'
means 'a considerable way,' 'a right smart piece, I reckon,' and conveys
about the same relative amount of definite information as _manana._
Never having measured the distance to my prospect, I have tried for the
past two days to give you an approximate idea. But in this country you
must know that distance is a deceptive, 'find X' sort of proposition--so
please refrain from asking me that same question every two miles. If the
water holds out we'll get there; and when we get there we'll find more
water, and then you may shave three times a day if you feel so inclined,
I'm sorry you have a blister on your off heel, and I sympathize with you
because of your prickly-heat. But it's all in the day's work and you'll
survive. In the meantime, however, I suggest that you compose your
restless New England soul in patience, old man, and enjoy with our
uncommunicative Cahuilla friend and myself the glories of a sunrise on
the Colorado desert.”
“Damn the sunrise,” the other retorted. He would have damned his
tormentor had he dared. “I do not wish to be insulted.”
“Listen to that coyote,” replied the careless one, ignoring his
companion's rising anger. “Listen to him yip-yapping over there on the
ridge. There sits a shining example of bucolic joy and indifference to
local annoyances. Consider the humble coyote, Boston, and learn wisdom.
Of course, a coyote doesn't know a whole lot, but he does recognize
a good thing when he sees it. His appreciation of a sunrise is always
exuberant. Ever since that coyote's been big enough to rustle his own
jack-rabbits he's howled at a lovely full moon, and if he's ever missed
his sun-up cheer it's because something he ate the night before didn't
agree with him.”
“Sir,” snapped the irascible one, “you're a trifler.
You're--you're--a--”
“Say it,” soothed the student of nature.
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