The Long Dim TrailHooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
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The Long Dim Trail
Hooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
Arizona -- Fiction; Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
By the time the minister reached the scene the crowd composed the entire
population of the town--men, women, children and dogs, several of the
latter adding to the excitement by proceeding to settle feuds of long
standing.
The Reverend Silas Hunter passed through the gate and his eyes swept the
crowd, then rested on the centre of attraction--a husky, white-faced
calf tethered to the fence by a rope. The animal had been lying down, in
no way disturbed by the people or dog-fights, but as the Dominie
scrutinized it, it rose and bellowed loudly into his face amid shouts of
laughter. Across the calf's back swung the placards on which, printed
in irregular letters, were the words;
I AM NOT TO BIG TO KUM
BUT FOR GODS SAKE HEAD
OF THE PROJIGUL SON.
"Oh!" ejaculated the Reverend Hunter, beaming upon the assemblage. "I
see we have a donation. We will keep the calf, sell it and apply the
proceeds to our Church Funds. Now," he addressed two half-grown lads,
"you boys sit close to the door during services and see that the calf
does not get away. Some unprincipled person might try to steal it, you
know. We will find a place to care for it after services."
Across the street Bronco, Roarer and Holy stood in consultation. They
had hovered on the edge of the crowd when the minister made his
announcement, and they realized there was to be no opportunity to get
possession of that calf in order to turn it loose--as they had planned.
"Say, he sure called our hands," said Holy despondently. "He's too
derned smart to be a minister. What the devil are we goin' to do about
it?"
"Let him keep the doggone calf and we'll have to put up a jackpot for
the feller that owns it," advised Bronco.
"It ain't marked," squeaked Roarer excitedly. "Did any of you see the
brand on the cow it was with?"
None of them had noticed such a trifle in their desire to capture the
calf and accomplish the trick without discovery.
"Well, I guess we'll have to own up," asserted Holy, as they dropped
side by side on the wooden bench in front of the hotel, and stared
hopelessly across at the calf and the widely-opened church door.
"We sure got a hoodoo on us this trip," said Bronco. "First we got
buncoed out of the ice-scream by that female window-curtain, then we
goes and steals an empty ice-cream freezer and now we're stuck about
that air calf. It'd be easy enough, to pay for it if we knowed the
mother's brand, but seein' as we didn't pay attention to that, we've
just got to buck up and go to that gospel-shark and tell him we done it.
There's no tellin' what he'll do about it, let alone the feller that
owns the calf. Darn it all, why didn't Limber stick along with us all
the time and keep us from gettin' into this mix-up?"
"Looks to me like Limber can't do nothin' more'n he's done, except he
chloroforms us the next time we get in town," replied Holy emphatically.
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