"Yes." For a moment Standish assumed a thoughtful expression. Then he
looked up, smiling. "What about you, Podgie? Isn't it about time you
toed the line?"
The King's Messenger shook his head. "No. It doesn't come my way." His
eyes rested contemplatively on his outstretched leg. "Not very likely to
either.... How d'you like the idea of joining up with the 'Great Silent'
again after the flesh-pots and whatnot?"
For the second time he had changed the conversation almost abruptly.
Standish lit his pipe. "What's it like up there now?" He jerked his
head in the direction in which they were travelling. "How are they
sticking it? Have you been up lately? I haven't been in the Grand Fleet
yet."
"Yes, I was up--let's see, last week. Oh, they're all right. A bit
bored, of course, but full of ginger. They go out and try to coax Fritz
to come out and play from time to time. Fritz says 'Not in these
trousers, I don't think,' and then they go home again, dodging 'tin
fish'[1] and raking up Fritz's 'warts'[2] out of the Swept Channels.
Talking of 'warts' reminds me of a yarn going round last time I was
up--it's a chestnut now, but you may not have heard it. One of the
mine-layers nipped down in a fog and laid a mine-field off the mouth of
the Ems. It was a tricky bit of work, and it seems to have touched up
the Padre's nerves a bit, because on the way back next morning, when he
was reading prayers--you know the bit about 'encompassed the waters with
bounds'?--he said, 'Encompassed the bounders with warts,' which was just
what they had done, pretty effectively!"
The door to the corridor was half-open, and a tall figure in Naval
uniform who was passing at that moment glanced in, hesitated, and filled
the doorway with his bulk. A slow smile spread over his face and showed
his white, even teeth. It was a very infectious grin.
"How goes it, Podgie?" he said quietly.
The King's Messenger looked up. "Hallo!" he retorted. Then came
recognition. "Thorogood, surely! Come in, old lad. What are you doing
aboard the lugger-- D'you know Standish?"
The new-comer nodded a greeting, acknowledging the introduction.
"Station-mates in the East Indies, weren't we?" said Standish.
"That's right," replied the other. "I remember you: we were both in camp
together--way back in the 'Naughty Naughts.' We used to call you the
India-rubber Man--Bunje for short."
Standish laughed. "They do still," he said, "mine own familiar friends."
"Have a drop of whisky," interrupted the King's Messenger. "'Fraid I
haven't got a glass----"
The visitor hesitated. "Well, I've got old Mouldy Jakes in my
compartment. Can I bring him along: the old thing may get lonely. He
was in your term in the _Britannia_, wasn't he?"
"He was. Fetch him along," said the King's Messenger. "Standish wants
to know all about life in the Grand Fleet. You two ought to be able to
enlighten him a bit between you."
Thorogood contemplated the India-rubber Man thoughtfully.
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