Channing looked at Farrell critically. The Terran Electric engineer
seemed sincere, and the pained expression on his face looked like
frustrated sympathy to Don. "Come along," he said.
* * * * *
Barney smiled cheerfully at the sign on Joe's door. "That's a good
one, 'Best Bar in Twenty-seven Million Miles, Minimum!' What's the
qualification for?"
"That's about as close as Terra gets. Most of the time the nearest bar
is at Northern Landing, Venus; sixty-seven million miles from here.
Come on in and we'll get plastered."
Farrell said: "Look, fellows, I know how you feel. They didn't tell me
that you weren't going to be given permission to work. I understood
that I was to sort of walk along, offer suggestions, and sort of
prepare myself to take over some research myself. This is sickening."
"I think you mean that."
"May I use your telephone. I want to resign."
"Wait a minute. If you're that sincere, why don't we outguess 'em?"
"Could do," said Wes. "How?"
"Is there any reason why we can't take a poke to Sol himself?"
"You mean haul power out of the sun?"
"That's the general idea. Barney, what do you think?"
"Could be--but it would take a redesign."
"Fine. And may we pray that the redesign is good enough to make a
difference to the Interplanetary Patent Office." Channing called Joe.
"The same. Three Moons all around. Scotch," he explained to the
others, "synthesized in the Palanortis Country."
"Our favorite import," said Walt.
Joe grinned. "Another tablecloth session in progress?"
"Could be. As soon as we oil the think-tank, we'll know for sure."
"What does he mean?" asked Barney.
Joe smiled. "They all have laboratories and draftsmen and textbooks,"
he said. "But for real engineering, they use my tablecloths. Three more
problems and I'll have a complete tablecloth course in astrophysics,
with a sideling in cartooning, and a minor degree in mechanical
engineering."
"Oh?"
"Sure. Give 'em free hand, and a couple of your tubes and a tablecloth
and they'll have 'em frying eggs by morning. When I came out here, they
demanded a commercial bond and I thought they were nuts. Who ever heard
of making a restaurateur post a bond? I discovered that all of their
inventions are initially tinkered out right here in the dining room--I
could steal 'em blind if I were dishonest!" Joe smiled hugely. "This is
the only place in the system where the tablecloths have been through
blueprint machines. That," he said confidentially to Barney, "is why
some of the stuff is slightly garbled. Scotch mixed with the drawings.
They have the cloths inspected by the engineering department before
they're laundered; I lose a lot of tablecloths that way."
Joe left cheerfully amid laughter.
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