Autobiographical fiction; England -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Teachers -- Fiction
a question of gentility and poverty—it was a question of two men. He
determined to go back by Cadbury Rings where the shepherd would now be.
He did. But this part must be treated lightly. He rode up to the
culprit with the air of a Saint George, spoke a few stern words from
the saddle, tethered his steed to a hurdle, and took off his coat. “Are
you ready?” he asked.
“Yes, sir,” said Flea, and flung him on his back.
“That’s not fair,” he protested.
The other did not reply, but flung him on his head.
“How on earth did you learn that?”
“By trying often,” said Flea.
Stephen sat on the ground, picking mud out of his forehead. “I meant it
to be fists,” he said gloomily.
“I know, sir.”
“It’s jolly smart though, and—and I beg your pardon all round.” It
cost him a great deal to say this, but he was sure that it was the
right thing to say. He must acknowledge the better man. Whereas most
people, if they provoke a fight and are flung, say, “You cannot rob me
of my moral victory.”
There was nothing further to be done. He mounted again, not exactly
depressed, but feeling that this delightful world is extraordinarily
unreliable. He had never expected to fling the soldier, or to be
flung by Flea. “One nips or is nipped,” he thought, “and never knows
beforehand. I should not be surprised if many people had more in them
than I suppose, while others were just the other way round. I haven’t
seen that sort of thing in Ingersoll, but it’s quite important.” Then
his thoughts turned to a curious incident of long ago, when he had
been “nipped”—as a little boy. He was trespassing in those woods,
when he met in a narrow glade a flock of sheep. They had neither dog
nor shepherd, and advanced towards him silently. He was accustomed
to sheep, but had never happened to meet them in a wood before, and
disliked it. He retired, slowly at first, then fast; and the flock,
in a dense mass, pressed after him. His terror increased. He turned
and screamed at their long white faces; and still they came on, all
stuck together, like some horrible jell—. If once he got into them!
Bellowing and screeching, he rushed into the undergrowth, tore himself
all over, and reached home in convulsions. Mr. Failing, his only
grown-up friend, was sympathetic, but quite stupid. “Pan ovium custos,”
he sympathetic, as he pulled out the thorns. “Why not?” “Pan ovium
custos.” Stephen learnt the meaning of the phrase at school, “A pan of
eggs for custard.” He still remembered how the other boys looked as he
peeped at them between his legs, awaiting the descending cane.
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