Lovelace, however, was perturbed, and set out to prepare himself for the
ordeal. But his was a temperament that forbade application on any
subject other than horse racing. Every night he paced up and down the
study passages getting hints first from one person then another, and
always staying for a talk. By the end of preparation the result was
always the same--nothing done; and he and Jeffries both spent the last
Saturday in exactly the same way.
But with Mansell it was different. If he got a promotion his pater had
promised him a motor bike. At first sight this seemed impossible. Hunter
in fact laid a hundred to one against his chances. But for once Mansell
really tried at something besides games. For two halls he worked solidly
from seven till ten, preparing small slips of paper that contained all
the notes he could find in Gordon's notebook, and that could fit
conveniently into the back of a watch. Everything was in his favour.
Claremont was taking exams. The first paper was Old Testament history.
Mansell looked at his watch repeatedly; but suddenly he came to an
unexpected question. He endeavoured to extract an answer from the man on
his right.
Claremont spotted him.
"Well, Mansell, if I ask you if you are cribbing, I know you will deny
it, and I don't want you to tell me a lie; but I must beg of you not to
talk quite so loudly."
Any ordinary master would have torn up the boy's paper. But Claremont
was getting old.
At any rate for the rest of the exams. Mansell relied entirely on his
notes. The Greek translation paper, however, was more than he could do.
Promotion did not count on a set subject, but only on English and Latin;
so Greek had gone by the board. After writing the most amazing nonsense
for two hours, Mansell decided that it was wiser not to enter into
competition at all with those low tricksters who had prepared their
work. He showed up no papers at all.
Next day Claremont corrected the papers.
"Well, Mansell, I can't find your paper anywhere."
"I showed it up, sir."
"Well, I am sure I don't know where it is. You had better go and find Mr
Douglas, and ask him if he knows anything about it."
Mr Douglas was the mathematical master, to whom all marks were sent. He
added them up, and made out the orders.
After an unnecessarily long interval Mansell returned.
"I am sorry, sir; Mr Douglas has not seen them."
"Well, I suppose it must be all my fault. I shall have to give you an
average on your papers, which, strange to say, have been, for you,
remarkably good."
Mansell was averaged sixth for the paper. A real good bluff gives more
pleasure than all the honest exercises of one's life put together.
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