Mr. Richard Wingfield, unjustly called the Cynic, was suspected of
literary ambitions; but the suspicion was based upon nothing weightier
than a brochure on golf which he had printed at his own expense for
private circulation, and a study of the Greater City, abounding in sly
ironies, which had appeared with illustrations in a popular periodical.
Wingfield, if we may enter briefly into particulars, was tall and thin,
with a close-cropped beard and dark hair combed to the smoothness of
onion-skin. He was near-sighted, and his twinkling eye-glasses were
protected by a slight gold chain. His aspect was severe, his manner
disconcertingly serious. He carried, in all weathers, an umbrella
whose handle bore on a silver plate the anticipatory legend, “Stolen
from Richard Wingfield.” He was on many committees; he gave luncheons
for actors, lecturers and other distinguished visitors; he attended
the opera in New York and was reported now and then to be engaged to
a prima donna. He patronized a private gymnasium and was a capital
fencer. He cultivated the society of physicians, discussing the latest
discoveries of Vienna and Paris in sophisticated terminology; he sat
in the amphitheatre at surgical clinics, inscrutable and grave. His
interest in medicine gave rise to the belief about the Club that he
suffered from an incurable malady; but his medical cronies declared
that he was as sound as wheat and would live forever. He affected an
air of not caring greatly; he uttered paradoxes and enjoyed mystifying
people; he quizzed likely subjects and had never been known to laugh
aloud. It was he who first announced that five generations constitute
an old family in Pittsburg. Practical men called Wingfield a loafer;
others insinuated that his private life would not bear scrutiny. (A man
who drinks nothing but koumiss in a club famed for its rye essences is
sure to be the victim of calumny.) There was a particular little table
in the corner of the Allequippa Club’s smoking-room--a room where all
branches of human endeavour were represented at five o’clock every
afternoon, from the twisting of stogies up through the professions
to the canning of entrées--there, at his own little table, sat Mr.
Wingfield, watching, as he said, the best men of the Greater City at
the light-hearted occupation of hardening their arteries.
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