He makes me a small speech about various matters ending that he hears he has to congratulate me. Huh? Oh, Space and Time did one of those unimitigated so-and-sos, my dear classmates, leave M'Clare's communicator on? The colonel says he heard I did very well in my Examinations. Sweet splitting photons I forgot all about Finals. It is just as well my Education has come to an honorable end, because ... well, shades of ... well, Goodness gracious and likewise Dear me, I am going to marry a _Professor_. Better just stick to it I am going to marry M'Clare, it makes better sense that way. But Gosh we are going to have to do some re-adjusting to a changed Environment. Both of us. Oh, well, M'Clare is a Professor of Cultural Engineering and I just past my Final Exams in same; surely if anyone can we should be able to work out how you live Happily Ever After? * * * * * End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Lost Kafoozalum, by Pauline Ashwell