I mentioned this circumstance to Judge Methuen, and it seemed to please
him. "My friend," said he, "you have a particularly sensitive soul; I
beg of you to exercise the greatest prudence in your treatment of it.
It is the best type of the bibliomaniac soul, for the quickness of its
apprehensions betokens that it is alert and keen and capable of
instantaneous impressions and enthusiasms. What you have just told me
convinces me that you are by nature qualified for rare exploits in the
science and art of book-collecting. You will presently become
bald--perhaps as bald as Thomas Hobbes was--for a vigilant and active
soul invariably compels baldness, so close are the relations between
the soul and the brain, and so destructive are the growth and
operations of the soul to those vestigial features which humanity has
inherited from those grosser animals, our prehistoric ancestors."
You see by this that Judge Methuen recognized baldness as prima-facie
evidence of intellectuality and spirituality. He has collected much
literature upon the subject, and has promised the Academy of Science
to prepare and read for the instruction of that learned body an essay
demonstrating that absence of hair from the cranium (particularly from
the superior regions of the frontal and parietal divisions) proves a
departure from the instincts and practices of brute humanity, and
indicates surely the growth of the understanding.
It occurred to the Judge long ago to prepare a list of the names of the
famous bald men in the history of human society, and this list has
grown until it includes the names of thousands, representing every
profession and vocation. Homer, Socrates, Confucius, Aristotle, Plato,
Cicero, Pliny, Maecenas, Julius Caesar, Horace, Shakespeare, Bacon,
Napoleon Bonaparte, Dante, Pope, Cowper, Goldsmith, Wordsworth, Israel
Putnam, John Quincy Adams, Patrick Henry--these geniuses all were bald.
But the baldest of all was the philosopher Hobbes, of whom the revered
John Aubrey has recorded that "he was very bald, yet within dore he
used to study and sitt bare-headed, and said he never took cold in his
head, but that the greatest trouble was to keepe off the flies from
pitching on the baldness."
In all the portraits and pictures of Bonaparte which I have seen, a
conspicuous feature is that curl or lock of hair which depends upon the
emperor's forehead, and gives to the face a pleasant degree of
picturesque distinction. Yet this was a vanity, and really a laughable
one; for early in life Bonaparte began to get bald, and this so
troubled him that he sought to overcome the change it made in his
appearance by growing a long strand of hair upon his occiput and
bringing it forward a goodly distance in such artful wise that it right
ingeniously served the purposes of that Hyperion curl which had been
the pride of his youth, but which had fallen early before the ravages
of time.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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