New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
As Claude had worked it out, there were two ways of getting past the
limitations of a social institution. One was to support the institution
while sneaking over the fences and enjoying the secret breach of law as
a delightful bit of "living in sin." The other way was to defy the
institution by boldly climbing over the fences and asserting the sin to
be a virtue. Surely, the first was the pleasanter, the wiser, nay, the
more ethical proceeding!
Of course Claude did not reason the distinction out as clearly as this.
But he felt its force and, for his part, was resolved to act upon it.
However, he did not attempt to convert Janet to his way of thinking.
That would have been fraught with peril to the smoothness of their
future relations. Besides, a long didactic argument would have spoiled
the tender passages in the journey home. And Claude never encouraged
his conscience to make a martyr of him.
*II*
When they got back to Kips Bay, they found Cornelia and her Hercules in
Number Fifteen. Harry Kelly, silent and worshipful, was washing the
accumulated dishes of the day, in a supreme exhibition of devotion. His
inamorata, ensconced in state in her favorite armchair, was tacking a
blue denim smock together with bits of fancy colored worsteds.
She announced her intention of marching in the parade of the Overalls
Economy Club, an organization recently formed to protest against the
high cost of living.
Robert, it appeared, had greeted this announcement with gibes and with
an ironic contrast between her expenditure of time and her economy of
money. Nor had he confined his sarcasm to her.
"What do you suppose Cato said when I told him about the parade?"
Cornelia retailed vindictively. "He said, ’I suppose Claude will march,
too? He will have no difficulty in getting the right kind of uniform.
In the Times this morning, a Fifth Avenue store advertises overalls with
solid gold buckles from fifty dollars up.’"
"There’s a typical reformer for you," said Claude, bitterly. "Always
shying bricks at the very people that want to build with them."
Hereupon, Cornelia, in the role of a loyal though long-suffering friend
of Robert’s, undertook to extenuate his conduct. She observed that he
had doubtless been made angry because his work was retarded by Janet’s
absences. The best proof of his state of mind was a threat he had made
to engage another secretary.
"I wish he would," said Claude, compressing his lips, while Janet tried
not to look conscience-stricken.
"Of course he doesn’t in the least mean to part with Araminta,"
continued Cornelia, wallowing in the emotional effect of her news. "Not
he. Cato knows a good thing when he sees it. But he doesn’t approve of
Janet’s parties with you, Lothario. The principle is wrong, he claims."
"The principle is wrong!" cried both Claude and Janet with very
different inflections.
Cornelia laughed musically up and down the scale.
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