New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Mazie was getting to be very chipper of late. Whether from the force of
association or not, the presence of Robert and Janet had given her a
chance to recover some of her old position.
Kelly appeared to agree with Mazie’s inference, though he was not so
cheerful about it. He wished Mark Pryor were somewhere within reach.
That fellow was a regular clairvoyant, and could tip you off about the
most astonishing things. A tip would be handy at this time.
"Something’s going to happen," added Harry, gloomily. "I feel it in my
bones."
"I’d feel it in my bones," volunteered Mazie, "if I nearly killed myself
like you do, Harry. You fairly chew up work. What’s the use? Let the
Empress do some of the worrying."
"She’s got enough to worry about, Mazie. She carries the whole
responsibility for the artistic work of the house, and you know it."
"You bet I do! The chief joy of my declining days is to watch her
Ladyship curl up on a cozy sofa in the office and hug the responsibility
while you do the work. When the weight is too much for her, she
staggers over to the house switchboard, rings up each department in
turn, and interferes with everybody impartially. Say, if you could
limber up her knee action a bit—"
At this point, poor Harry, after an ineffectual attempt to stare Mazie
into silence, got up and went out, unable to listen any longer.
"The goof!" said Mazie, pitying him contemptuously. "She only married
him as a sure salvation from work."
She was so manifestly unjust to Cornelia (who, however much of a shirker
she might have been in Kips Bay, was now busy enough making her talent
for line and color productive) that Robert refrained from argument.
"What’s the matter with Harry?" he said, attempting to change the
subject. "He was always monosyllabic, but never as gloomy as this."
"He wants a son and heir."
"Oh!"
"Do you remember how Cornelia used to tell every man who paid us a call
in Number Fifteen that the dearest wish of her life was to hold a
che-ild to her maternal heart? Every brutal Outlaw that came along would
offer to oblige on the spot. Except Harry. He melted right into putty
when she sprang that mother gag; and then she gave the cue for the wild
wedding bells to ring out. But now she’s married, it’s different. The
muffler is on the maternal urge. On tight! And she’s strong for the
birth control propaganda. She’s so strong for it that—"
Here Cornelia entered and Mazie was put to instant flight.
*II*
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