One of D. Cupid’s Own Guides, in Blue Ribbon Uniform, takes entire charge of each Happy Couple and attends to all details of the Trip. At the request of the Bride he will write letters home to her mother from every stopping-place or will, at the order of the Bridegroom, extend his Letters of Credit or telegraph his bank for more funds. These Tours are entirely _de luxe_. The routes are strewn with roses all the way. Sunshiny and balmy weather guaranteed. Not one bored moment, or Money Refunded. Write at once for Prospectus. BILLINGS & COO THE BRIDAL PATH ORANGE BLOSSOM PARK * * * * * MUTUAL-BENEFIT LOVE-INSURANCE COMPANY Lovers, Attention! Is your love insured? Other loves are dead; your love may die. You insure your life, your house, your barns. Why not insure your love? This company is incorporated under the laws of the United States, and its affairs are conducted by a board of directors, including some of our best known poets and novelists, and it is approved in all respects by the board of underpaid writers. MEMBERSHIP: Any lover between the ages of eighteen and seventy, of sound body and (otherwise) sound mind, in good health (excepting such maladies as are traceable to the fact of his or her being in love) and of temperate habits, whose occupation comes within certain classifications hereinafter specified, shall be eligible to membership. Policies are issued only upon healthy, honest loves subscribed and sworn to by both parties interested therein, and guaranteed to be not like other loves. PROHIBITED RISKS: Citizens of Chicago, members of the theatrical profession, students of co-educational colleges, naval heroes, and summer girls are not eligible to membership, and their applications will not be considered by this company. Applicants must answer truthfully and without evasion the following questions: State name, including all nicknames or pet names used during the love to be insured. How long have you been in love? Was it love at first sight? Are you (1) handsome, (2) good-looking, or (3) plain? Are you susceptible to flattery? Are you of a jealous disposition? Have you ever had Heart-disease? Palpitation? Melancholia? Lover-complaint? Blues? Heart-failure? What is your occupation? (Specify this definitely. If a business man, state if lady typewriters are employed, and if so, how many and of what appearance. Append photographs if possible.) Where do you spend your vacations? Are there widows there? Any applicant answering these questions satisfactorily is entitled to a policy in our company that shall provide indemnity for the death of a love which, though it may now seem deathless, is often subject to mortal injury in this uncertain life of ours.