She’s pleased with the veriest trifles, No artful bewitchment she knows; But Cupid a sigh or two stifles At The Sign of the Lily and Rose. And, indeed, the poor fellow has reason As he thinks of the long string of beaux Who’ll successively stop for a season At The Sign of the Lily and Rose. [Illustration: LOVE PROOF WINDOW SCREENS] ADVERTISEMENT Love-Proof Window Screens fill a long-felt want. Easily adjusted. Non-penetrable. With these screens in place, Love cannot fly out of the window when Poverty comes in at the Door. TRUELOVE & CO. _Sole Agents_ 77 MARRION STREET ADVERTISEMENT DOCTOR IRIS. Diagnostician for all blindness or eye troubles caused by Love. 24 C Street. [Illustration] [Illustration: MAP OF _THE TOWN OF_ ARCADY _Surveyed by George Hood_] * * * * * Transcriber’s Notes: Punctuation and type-setting errors have been corrected without note. Hyphenation and archaic spellings have been retained as in the original. End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Lover's Baedeker and Guide to Arcady, by Carolyn Wells