Mother would be sorry if she could see what I have written to-day. I
think she would call it cowardly. She always faces things so bravely,
dear mother!—and if she can be cheerful and light-hearted I am sure the
rest of us should be. I’ll try,—I will,—I will,—whatever comes!
Sunday, November 30.
Robin is better. This morning he woke quite free from pain, so mother
has let him up again. Perhaps God did hear, in spite of the
harping,—foolish Elizabeth!
Monday, December 1.
Mrs. Hudson is going, and, oh dear! we can’t afford it. It is all
Ernie’s fault, too. How could she have been so careless!
This is the way it happened. _We have had a visit from Mrs. Bo-gardus!_
No one would have believed it possible; no one really, I suppose, except
Miss Brown and Robin, entirely believed there was any “sich a person.”
But to-day her existence was proven to us. Let me begin at the beginning
and explain.
Mrs. Hudson has been with us six months now, renting the second-story
alcove room; and during all that time, whether the beefsteak was tough
or the house cold, she has never personally complained. It has been
rather,—
“My friend Mrs. _Bo_-gardus simply couldn’t endure such a draught as
this. It would give her pneumonia directly. She is a very sensitive
woman;—what I call a true blood aristocrat.”
“Is she indeed?” Miss Brown would murmur, antiphonically responsive.
Miss Brown is meek, and meagre, and easily impressed.
“Yes,” Mrs. Hudson would continue, swelling visibly under the arrested
attention of the entire dinner table (for everybody listens when Mrs.
Hudson talks):—“That is what I should certainly call her. Now a soup
such as we are eating this evening simply wouldn’t _sit_ on Mrs.
_Bo_-gardus’s stummick. It is too thick.”
“Her stummick is too thick?” queries Mr. Hancock, anxiously. He is a
dyspeptic, himself, and very much interested in anything pertaining to
symptoms or dietetics.
“Not at all,” answers Mrs. Hudson, slightly ruffled at the
misapprehension. “The _soup_ is too thick.”
Whereupon Mr. Hancock, who has been eating quite comfortably up to the
present moment, takes to stirring round and round his plate with
reproachful sweeps of the spoon, till his wife inquires soothingly,—
“Don’t you think we might try some of that Glucose Bread we saw
advertised, Ducky? I’m sure Mrs. Graham would get it for you.”
The Hancocks are young, and recently married. He is a bank clerk with
poppy eyes; she is small, and plump, and pretty. They are “Ducky” and
“Dovie” to each other,—but they are really nice and considerate, so one
feels rather shabby to poke fun.
However, to return to Mrs. _Bo_-gardus. It was not only what she could
not eat. She had a great many opinions as well, especially as to how
people “in reduced circumstances” should live.
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