Science fiction; Short stories; Space ships -- Fiction; Space travelers -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"1850 hours," he snorted. "Don't try to wiggle out on that account. You
have a half hour."
"O.K., if you say so," she shrugged and chewed the inside of her
cheek. "This isn't very nice."
"Let's not get that way. You coolly slip the shaft in me enough. And
stop powdering your nose."
Without another word she rose and floated down the aisle, taking little
care to suppress her skirt. Somebody whistled and the Commissioner
angrily craned his thick neck around. He couldn't see who had done it.
But he suspected the three grinning Cadet Astronauts in the last row of
seats.
[Illustration: _She rose and floated down the aisle, taking little care
to suppress her rising, diaphanous skirt._]
As the door to the control room clanged shut, the powder-room door
clicked open and the rockette tapped out on her iron shoe-soles.
Commissioner Elbert rolled his eyes and smiled, but she seemed
preoccupied with a smaller female with pigtails and the hiccups.
Guess I'll have a look forward myself, he thought. Just like a woman to
go up there, wait in the hall a minute and come back.
Rising, he floated past the rockette toward the control room door.
"Don't open that, sir. The ship's about to separate."
"What? It's only 1855 hours."
"That is Eastern Standard Time, sir. The clock at the other end of
the aisle, over the men's room, gives the Standard Star Time our ship
schedule operates on."
Those neon hands pointed at 1900.
With a strangled yell he lunged for the door, but as his hand closed
about the handle something clicked and it resisted his straining and
then his pounding fists.
A buzzer sounded and a cheery masculine voice spoke over the intercom.
"Hello again passengers, this is your pilot Hugh Webley wishing you a
pleasant crossing. Please re-enter your safticorsettes. The Bolo II
will now separate."
"Intercom," the Commissioner shouted. Shoving past the slack-jawed
rockette, he literally swam down the gravityless aisle to the
engineering hatchway. It opened to his shouts.
"Yeah?" A giant with a handlebar mustache peered up at him.
"I'm Commissioner Elbert. Call your pilot at once. I order the ship not
to separate."
* * * * *
Hastily the giant lifted the phone. Commissioner Elbert could hear the
steady buzz.
"Sorry sir, Webley's cut us off. He does that so no one will interrupt
him while he's setting the auto controls."
"Get him somehow. My wife's up there."
The giant coughed and strangled and turned his face away. "I'll keep
trying sir," he gasped. "But sometimes he cuts us off for days. He
sleeps a lot."
"Forehatch," the Commissioner shouted suddenly. "Unlock the forehatch."
Wearily the giant clambered up. He towered above Elbert.
"Didn't you hear what I said," the Commissioner yelled. "Unlock the
door to the control room."
"Sorry sir, the lock's automatic."
"Well dammit, blast it down."
Noisily the giant scratched his crewcut. "Maybe I could crowbar it."
"Quick, you fool."
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